Interesting topic Oxball - I have never really thought about it
Probably ‘I wonder what happens now’
im disappointed blake, i dont think you are putting much thought into your response. anyway im sure you would die giving out
I think I was telling you bhoys in the pub last week that I started freaking out about this on one of my insomnia nights there about 10 days ago. Probably not a great topic for a Friday though. Anyway I belted on The Fratellis at about 5am and next thing I knew it was 1pm and nearly time for Home and Away.
That sounds about right
A 1st year said to me recently that she remembers the first time I was talking to her. I didn’t recall the situation at all so I was skeptical as to whether she was telling the truth. I asked her what I said. She said that I said ‘I don’t like people and stuff but I think your’e ok’.
That sounds like something I’d say…
… did you score her then??
“Shouldnt have had that last pint”
“Die Infidels. L ilha ill allh.”
“Should of had that dump”
‘This really is a very impressive cruise ship, isn’t it?’
This has taken a nasty slant since I last checked in
…‘we have had a fine day’s fishing off the south east coast’
Scene: Ipswich, England.
‘So it’s 20 for a hand job, 40 for a blow job and 60 for full sex.’
whattayamean you cant afford to pay me…
An old one to leave you:
Rolf Harris (RIP) gets rushed into hospital with severe stomach pains. He’s not sure whether it’s bad indegestion, perhaps a stomach ulcer or even the cursed cancer.
Anyway, he’s very anxious and just before he passes to his eternal reward he lets out one last painful cry to his doctor:
‘Can you tell what it is yet?’