Ridiculous First Names - Male and Female

anon67715551 · June 27, 2009, 10:04pm

[quote=“farmerinthecity”]There was a DJ on Shannonside FM back in the day called Carthage Kidney.

Always thought that wasn’t his real name but now I’m not so sure.[/QUOTE]

:(:mad:

The_Dunph · June 30, 2009, 10:05pm

Tadhg.
Todd.
Turlough.

Jennifer.
Dympna.
Vera.

Anyone here whose name hasn’t actually been mentioned yet?

farmerinthecity · June 30, 2009, 10:09pm

Mine hasn’t been mentioned I think.

Jennifer isn’t that bad of a name for a chick

http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/jennifer-ellison.jpg

The_Dunph · June 30, 2009, 10:13pm

[quote=“farmerinthecity”]Mine hasn’t been mentioned I think.
[/QUOTE]

Ok, Stephen…*

*How could i forget Stephen, it’s ridiculous. I refuse to ever take that name seriously again after the scene with Jim Carrey in Cable Guy.

The_Runt · June 30, 2009, 10:26pm

Jennifer is most certainly not a ridiculous name, lots of sexy women with it shortened to Jenny.

The_Dunph · June 30, 2009, 10:29pm

Shortened to Jenny it’s perfectly acceptable, but the long version is junk.

cluaindiuic · June 30, 2009, 10:45pm

How about if it’s spelt wrong like, Jenefer?
I know a girl who spells it that way…

SHANNONSIDER · June 30, 2009, 10:50pm

Sasha for a boy is pretty shit unless you’re living east of the Ural Mountains. I believe it is short for Alexander. Those Russians eh?

The_Puke · June 30, 2009, 10:52pm

had a phone conversation with a lad by the name of Garvan the other day

The_Puke · August 17, 2009, 4:38pm

There was a young lad on TV3 news there talking about his leaving results and what not by the name of Ethan Troy Barnes…looked and sounded like a complete woofter, but I suppose with a name like that he hadn’t much of a chance

farmerinthecity · August 17, 2009, 4:43pm

Saw that

Heard of a bloke called Plunkett last week.

cluaindiuic · August 17, 2009, 4:46pm

Was there not a guy on a gaelic football panel called Plunkett Donnelly in the recent past?

briantinnion · August 17, 2009, 4:48pm

[quote=“farmerinthecity”]Saw that

Heard of a bloke called Plunkett last week.[/quote]

A mate of mine has an out of office assistant and the alternative contact is one of the most ridiculous names I’ve ever heard. Unfortunately we’ve had one incident already of a forum member being caught out in a work scenario by this thread so I shall not post until I get the approval from said mate.

On birds names I hate, I don’t like Louise for some reason.

Birds with names like Kate, Tara, Rachel and Jenny tend to be hot though.

Watch_The_Break · August 17, 2009, 4:50pm

Generally names like Harry, Richard, or George are cunt’s names. Anything to do with the monarchy.

Flano · August 17, 2009, 4:54pm

Hugo is a totally ridiculous name.

The_Puke · August 17, 2009, 4:58pm

unless your surname is Boss or Chavez…

Piles_Hussain · August 17, 2009, 4:58pm

Used to be in a class with a fella who’s first name is Govinda

Flano · August 17, 2009, 5:14pm

Agreed. But not when it’s O’Flaherty.

Flano · August 17, 2009, 5:16pm

Govinda Jaya Jaya
Gopala Jaya Jaya
Radha-ramanahari
Govinda Jaya Jaya
Nrsingadeva Jaya Nrsingadeva (twice) (repeat verse)
Gaura Gaura Gaura Hari
Gaura Hari
Prabhupda
Govindam

farmerinthecity · August 17, 2009, 5:17pm

Donaghy - he played for Tyrone.

Nudie Hughes played for Monaghan - his real name is Eugene which is terrible in itself.