I teach chinese kids who’ve been given/picked english names later in life.
Hence…
Hamburger
Smile
Tank(girl)
Laveen
Archimedes(although I think this is kind of cool, it’s still stupid)
Shiny
Linear
Nemo
Crystal
Kebe
Hebe
Bryant
Zero
Cinderella
I’ve also dished out a few Irish names to them that’ll confuse them for the rest of their days. Liam, Sen and Johnjoe to one kid who always boxes others.
[quote=“Bandage”]Any takers for Eunan?
Also, has anyone else’s name appeared on the thread?
Mine has.[/quote]
Mine has,cheers Farmer.
No problem Finbar.
Incorrect,big man.
[quote=“The Runt”]Here’s one for you:
Ultan - what a fuck up of a name[/quote]
I know an Ultan, played golf with him last week. Strange name alright.
Bird in college, Cynthia. A cunt of a name for a cunt of a bird.
[quote=“Mairegangaire”]
Heard one recently:
Harrison[/quote]
MGG, did you hear that one down in Cork? Older guy or young kid?
Sinbad?
[quote=“Bandage”]Any takers for Eunan?
Also, has anyone else’s name appeared on the thread?
Mine has.[/quote]
The Irish version of mine has
daryl is pretty bad as is kyle.
I know a girl whose name is ‘lovely’ and she’s far from it.
DonkeyTail? Where have you sprung up from again?
Hows Mrs. Donkey these days?
Grant is a pretty shit name
ooops Lough
Didn’t mean to get too get personal
Apologies to you and yours
nobody’ll notice down there; just call him Harry (sonny is too panto’ish for blow-ins like you; the langers will just think your a kilkenny show off) with Harry they’ll assume its a Fine Gael house
ooops Lough
Didn’t mean to get personal
Apologies to you and yours
nobody’ll notice down there; just call him Harry (sonny is too panto’ish for blow-ins like you; the langers will just think your a kilkenny show off)
with Harry they’ll assume your a Fine Gael voter’ what harm, look at Art
Getting warmer!
Marguerite
Bernard.
Think about it for a second. Ridiculous.
[quote=“Bandage”]Bernard.
Think about it for a second. Ridiculous.[/quote]
Bernard isn’t too bad. It’s the Ber-nard’s that get me. I’ve never met anyone who calls themself Ber-nard that wasn’t a cunt.
Ah, it’s fairly ridiculous all the same. I’m probably factoring in a lad I used to work with who was a ‘Buuurrrrnnnard’.
Met a bird in Coppers over the weekend that was called Pearly.
Jacintha/Jacinta