Ridiculous First Names - Male and Female

[quote=ā€œMairegangaireā€]ooops Lough

Didnā€™t mean to get personal
Apologies to you and yours
nobodyā€™ll notice down there; just call him Harry (sonny is too pantoā€™ish for blow-ins like you; the langers will just think your a kilkenny show off)

with Harry theyā€™ll assume your a Fine Gael voterā€™ what harm, look at Art[/quote]

Donā€™t worry MGG, I didnā€™t call either of the twins Harrison or Harry or whatever. Youā€™re in the clear

Mavis, Maud, Jacqueline, Freda.

Did you give her a Pearly necklace?

Graceā€¦

One of the woMEN footballers today - Natascha

Rossā€¦cunt of a name

Benjamin. ,

I know a few lads called ben and I always call the cunts Bengyā€¦All pricks as well

Good shout jugsā€¦cunt of a nameā€¦

Wonder has NCC been looking at this thread over the past few days? :slight_smile:

:smiley:

i had a book of Irish Girls names i was reading through & some were horrendous - have you ever heard of gormflaith? that was one of them - if i had my way it would have been Saoirse but my wife been an Aussie wasnt overly pushed on an irish name

ended up on Grace but its not set in stone so feel free to critique

Unlucky on being shot down with Saoirse, however perhaps itā€™s prudent in that you may be mistaken for a Ruairi Oā€™Bradaigh (his paper is called Saoirse if Iā€™m not mistaken) disciple when in fact you are an Adamsite. A faithful republican like yourself NCC, can comfort himself in the knowledge that proclamation signatory Joseph Mary Plunkettā€™s wifeā€™s name was Grace.

yeah, I love that song about Grace Plunkett so that was defo in the back of my mind

It certainly beats calling her ā€˜Constanceā€™ after Countess Markievitc, NCC.

Youā€™ve got to like Connie Shannon
Where you born aged 68?

i had a book of Irish Girls names i was reading through & some were horrendous - have you ever heard of gormflaith? that was one of them - if i had my way it would have been Saoirse but my wife been an Aussie wasnt overly pushed on an irish name

ended up on Grace but its not set in stone so feel free to critique[/quote]

NCC, not Gormflaith but Gormlaith. And I know one. Sheā€™s sound but that is an affliction of a name in fairness.

Grace is a good name. Grace Corncrake, good ring to it.

Fuck off ya bollocks

i had a book of Irish Girls names i was reading through & some were horrendous - have you ever heard of gormflaith? that was one of them - if i had my way it would have been Saoirse but my wife been an Aussie wasnt overly pushed on an irish name

ended up on Grace but its not set in stone so feel free to critique[/quote]

Grace is the name of the main character in Torva Venia Cranky.

Good Choice.

Did you come accross Afric in that book?

[quote=ā€œnorth county corncrakeā€]

ended up on Grace but its not set in stone so feel free to critique[/quote]

Is your surname Kelly at all?! :rolleyes:

Nuala.

What a horrible name.

Mags or Margaret, as in ā€˜my names Mags and I must go now cos Iā€™ve to milk the chickensā€™.