Ridiculous First Names - Male and Female

Scored a bird called Mags a few years ago and didnā€™t go back cos of the name. Scored a bird called Marguerite about a month ago and decided i wasnā€™t going back because of the name. It was only when i put her number in my phone (again) i copped it was actually the same bird.

Funniest thing about that was you taking her number each time.

Have we had Fachtna yet?

Truly ridiculous but not as bad as Finbar.

Did she cop it though Jugs?!

Blair.

Awful.

She mentioned that we had met before and told me i already had her number when i asked for it, neither of which i believed until i punched the number in.

You canā€™t be all that bad so
If she wanted seconds that is

Or maybe she was starving

Sheenagh is hideous. and Fiachra

Was chatting to a Jacinthia in the pub last night.

Utterly ridiculous name.

Nice boobies though.

Rupert.

Good God.

Heard the name Prosper recently. What a ridiculous name.

And Turlough, how unfortunate would that be.

used to work with a jamaican called everton .

Canā€™t remember what the film was but at the end as the credits were scrolling by i noticed Willy Pfister had something to do with the making of it.

I got a card in the post today introducing me to a new baby boy; Trinian

Trinian might be hard to beat but his older sister is Myrtle; an unbeatable combination for one house.

As well as being full of notions Mammy is Fidelma and Dad is Dave, who incidently has the sales rep accent to match.

They all live in Reading.

[quote=ā€œMairegangaireā€]I got a card in the post today introducing me to a new baby boy; Trinian

Trinian might be hard to beat but his older sister is Myrtle; an unbeatable combination for one house.

As well as being full of notions Mammy is Fidelma and Dad is Dave, who incidently has the sales rep accent to match.

They all live in Reading.[/quote]

Theyā€™re too good for this thread. That belongs to ā€œthings that are wrongā€

Marguerite(Mags),smallish around 5ft 4ins,brunette a little longer than shoulder length hair,good figure,fairly pretty, from Kilkenny but living in the big smoke,early 30s.Have i this right?

"Actors Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner has revealed the name of their new baby daughter a week after her birth.

People.com reports that the couple have chosen the name Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck."

Yours etc,
GSH.

Canā€™t see Jugs knowingly scoring with a KK bird.

girl down my way called her kid Theodoreā€¦

after theodore from alvin and the chipmunks

He didnā€™t even realise he had scored her before locke, heā€™s hardly going to remember or give a shit where sheā€™s from. Beggars canā€™t be choosers and all thatā€¦

No idea, I was very drunk. Both times. 5ā€™ 4" sounds like dwarf material no?