Rough(ish) birds that you would get up on (any lady who looks like she's had a wash recently)


#1626

Would you come on to fuck and reply you windy prick


#1627

You should be apoldergising to the forum. Your posts here tonight might as well have been plucked out of your nether regions.


#1628

Bad Dutch puns just make us Groningen.


#1629

Stop clogging the thread with this .


#1630

You can kiss my hairy hoop with your two lips


#1631

A lot of lads windmilling here.


#1632

This thread has gone very flat. Dam


#1633

That’s about as gouda reply as I’ve read


#1634

You’re some tulip. The bulb clearly hasn’t lit up in your head yet.


#1635

He can talk the talk but can he van der valk


#1636

I’d love to go to the Netherlands someday. Wooden shoe?


#1637

There’s schipol to do over there.


#1638

Oranje very witty


#1639

In fairness it’s probably the one place where sid could get some


#1640

While you’re there you can have pints of Whineken.


#1641

You need to love more Sid, less of the Hague.


#1642

He needs to take his thumb out


#1643

You should shove yours down your Gullit.


#1644

Fuck this shit


#1645

You sittard it.