Tipperary folk are just weird.
They’d be a gun pointing at your head.
Meh!!
I’d stalk her all the way to Australia just to suck on her bloody tampon.
I agree.
Tampons dry out amazingly quickly so he’d need to be on Standby to get a suck of anything.
While discussing women of the stunningly beautiful variety an old wise man said to me ‘Feech you gotta ask yourself one thing… would you stick your tongue in her asshole ?’ He called it the asshole litmus test.
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I think he said thumb.
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A good friend of mine classes the lookers very simply with this question.
- would you let her shit on your belly?
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The funniest one I heard was
“I’d crawl across the Sahara to suck the knob of the last man that rode her”
At the risk of being banned for homophobia, again. That’s pretty fuckin’ ghey.
Well that’s ruined it
This thread is after taking a very sinister turn
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I’d be content just to hold her hand and gaze into her eyes.
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I’m pretty certain that somewhere sometime some mathematician will solve the mystery of mens attraction to beautiful women. And I’m convinced the equation will involve fecal matter.
Something like :
Beauty = shite / {pie} °
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Is that Sterling Archer above her right hip. 
you mean above her
danger zone
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I thought no as Sterling is right-handed, but then this popped up.
He might be ambidextrous.
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