USA look like they’ll be 3-1 up at the end of this.
Are the fourball pairings named? Westwood will have to be benched surely.
Europe in meltdown, this could be 4-0.
Sullivan in the drink on 17, this is going to be 4-0.
Looks like it’s going to be 4-0 
Monty is sick 
Good start for the lesser cuntz v the total cuntz.
Ah this is tremendous stuff. Any updates from Peter Willett?
Some knob that lad
Regardless of form dhane lowry was built for this. Westwood is little more than a drinking buddy of Clarke at this stage.
Darren Clarke is not officer material. Some of us knew this from way out. A despicable man.
Afternoon pairings:
Spieth/Reed vs Rose/Stenson
Moore/Holmes vs Sergio/RCB
Sneds/Koepka vs Kaymer/Willett
DJ/Kuchar vs Rory/Pieters
This could be 8-0 after Day 1
Clarke was a strange choice for this
Chris Wood and Matthew Fitzpatrick given the day off by Darren Clarke, great way to inspire confidence in the rookies.
I’m officially withdrawing my support for Captain Clarke.
A coup must be launched before the afternoon’s play and Monty must step into the breach.
Is Paulie still out there? He’s the only man who could turn this around you’d feel.
Here’s hoping!
Passing it around the clique.
Just switched this on. The home crowd are a bit raucous (and drunk)
