McIlpube mugged you off pal.
The score will be 8-4 after first session today I reckon. I can only see Europe contending in the Mcillroy match.
What are the pairings pal?
We came back into this well last night in fairness.
Young lad with a county home haircut teeing off here for Europe.
Did Willett get any grief from the crowd?
Didn’t see it mate I was at a wedding.
Rickie Fowlup is playing like a hacker up in the Deerpark here.
Sure did - was good few boos at first tee announcement
I can see us winning one and 4 anyway.
McIlroy is playing out of his fucking skin here, hon Ireland
This is turning into Rory McIlroys Ryder Cup.
He had been simply magnificent.
Rory is giving us an exhibition here.
It’s a total joy to watch.
It’s very special. Far more enjoyable than the bogball
Rory is the best sportsman this little country has ever produced
Did Rory get some fucker thrown off the course?! The Yanks will hate him as much as the rest of the world shortly.
Young Pieters giving an masterclass in match-play golf. 
There was no place even near a golf course for the cunt that got thrown out
rory has the wanks rattled

