Ryder Cup 2016, Hazeltine National Golf Course, Chaska, Minnesota, USA

And being given by a ginger dullard with no discernible sporting achievements.

Some of the media present this as a contest between lads from Europes social housing schemes and GOP voting ranchers .

didn’t he Captain The British Lions?

Where is your teething young fella in all of this?

He sent him to Flannans with the older lad. They reopened the boarding house especially.

Paulie had a 100% winning record against the USA in his chosen sport. He’s also captained the British Lions, the highest leadership accolade in rugby.

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Yes. As I said, no sporting achievements.

Was Paul McGinley drafting in outsiders for motivational speeches or did he do it all himself?

I think Alex Ferguson was McGinley’s keynote speaker.

A golfing sort told me that fella from Belfast won 10 million last week at some golfing festival.

These lads won’t pay a blind bit of notice to Paulie.

Dublin has been festooned in navy flags over the last two weeks in anticipation of bringing home Sam* again.

*Ryder.

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I actually thought this was a joke, fuck me it’s true. :laughing:

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I think Niall Horan had a few words with them too. That would have been epic.

Clarke looks like the type of lad that is going through a mid-life crisis and is desperately trying to cling on to the last vestiges of youth. It’s staggering that he thinks a meat-headed roaster and a fucking non-entity from a boy band are appropriate motivational speakers for a team of millionaire golfers.

I’d say Clarke is almost, almost, as giant a cunt on legs as that McIlroy fucker. A despicable bastard of a man.

But, we must put all that aside for one weekend, he leads our tribe this coming weekend, and we must all fall in.

Bar the Brits and micks the rest of team Europe will probably never have heard of Paul o Connell .

Thats why Niall Horan was there, to cater for the rest of them.

Any one who can skull a pint of Guinness off the head is nearly always an alright sore and I would ban the Ryder Cup.

Really? I’d call that a sign of an absolute cunt.

I would have thought that too of Clarke, but he’s gone right up in my estimation after reading this piece just there now.

http://www.independent.ie/sport/off-the-ball/off-the-ball-of-the-many-sports-people-ive-interviewed-rude-darren-clarke-is-bottom-of-the-list-35085209.html