Seeking members for the Limerick Chippers Social Group

Dunph, youd seriously want to start pulling up your socks!!:mad:

where the fuck is the report??

FAO Puke

What is the name of the Kebab shop beside the cornermarket bar?

It is Turk-somethingā€¦

i have an answer but I was told I was wrong at the weekend,

[quote=ā€œThe Runtā€]What is the name of the Kebab shop beside the cornermarket bar?

It is Turk-somethingā€¦

i have an answer but I was told I was wrong at the weekend,[/quote]

Turkuazā€¦

So I was right.

I was told it was Turkish

[quote=ā€œThe Dunphā€]Due to budget cuts and a general lack of resources the report has been delayed slightly. I donā€™t see any of ye cunts willing to take on some delegation either by the way. :mad:

THE REPORT IS FORTHCOMING.[/quote]

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

You are testing my patience.

I think a members appraisal is in lineā€¦

A management review is certainly warranted

Youā€™ve a short memory alright.

Only last week i led us to glory in the Social Group of the Year 09 competition and people were putting forward my management style down as a road-map of how to manage a group right. Iā€™d go as far as to call myself manager of the year 09ā€¦

[quote=ā€œThe Dunphā€]Youā€™ve a short memory alright.

Only last week i led us to glory in the Social Group of the Year 09 competition and people were putting forward my management style down as a road-map of how to manage a group right. Iā€™d go as far as to call myself manager of the year 09ā€¦[/quote]

I want to see the accounts for the year. Only then will I rest

I canā€™t show you the accounts for the year as they are resting in my account and that way everyone will know of my my own personal wealth.

The accounts are healthy okā€¦

Corruption is rife in the Limerick Chippers Group:guns:

[quote=ā€œThe Dunphā€]I canā€™t show you the accounts for the year as they are resting in my account and that way everyone will know of my my own personal wealth.

The accounts are healthy okā€¦[/quote]

There was a worrying report in the business section of yesterdays Weekly Observer. It said that the Limerick Chippers Group was under seriously financial pressure and that ACC Bank had started proceeding against us?

Any truth in this Dunph? And if there is why werenā€™t the committee informed?

[quote=ā€œThe Runtā€]There was a worrying report in the business section of yesterdays Weekly Observer. It said that the Limerick Chippers Group was under seriously financial pressure and that ACC Bank had started proceeding against us?

Any truth in this Dunph? And if there is why werenā€™t the committee informed?[/quote]

As treasurer of the group I can confirm these are bogus claimsā€¦

[quote=ā€œThe Runtā€]There was a worrying report in the business section of yesterdays Weekly Observer. It said that the Limerick Chippers Group was under seriously financial pressure and that ACC Bank had started proceeding against us?

Any truth in this Dunph? And if there is why werenā€™t the committee informed?[/quote]

I have been made privy to a report into the Limerick Chippers Group Accounts. I am unwilling to reveal how I saw them, but suffice to say, they will rock TFK to the core.

[quote=ā€œThe Runtā€]There was a worrying report in the business section of yesterdays Weekly Observer. It said that the Limerick Chippers Group was under seriously financial pressure and that ACC Bank had started proceeding against us?

Any truth in this Dunph? And if there is why werenā€™t the committee informed?[/quote]

I can assure all our shareholders that that is just hearsay and that the purse strings are under controlā€¦

:clap:

[quote=ā€œThe Runtā€]There was a worrying report in the business section of yesterdays Weekly Observer. It said that the Limerick Chippers Group was under seriously financial pressure and that ACC Bank had started proceeding against us?

Any truth in this Dunph? And if there is why werenā€™t the committee informed?[/quote]

I know a lad in the observer. Iā€™ll ask him where he got this information

I am travelling to the Caymen Islands in a few weeks on behalf of this group and all of our financial transactions from that point on will go through thereā€¦

I believe the Dunph is in negotiations with Ballysteen GAA club with regards sponsoring them next season

[quote=ā€œThe Pukeā€]I am travelling to the Caymen Islands in a few weeks on behalf of this group and all of our financial transactions from that point on will go through thereā€¦

I believe the Dunph is in negotiations with Ballysteen GAA club with regards sponsoring them next season[/quote]

My insiders report makes for very worrying reading indeed. Misappropriation of funds left right and centre. Massive debts. Not good