Iām going down the fields now for a few hours. Runt, i am leaving you in charge while iām gone and expect you to swat away these wasters in my short absence.
Dunph waddles away, his tail wedged firmly between his oversized thighs.
Will someone please follow Dunph. I fear he will be found swinging from the big oak tree at the end of the meadow.
I have privately been approached by members of the Limerick choppers group and asked by them to consider taking control of the group. The feeling amongst the ordinary membership is that Dunph has over stepped the mark and has been driven demented with power.
I have refused to proceed with the behind the scenes character assisination of my friend Dunph, but I am willing to publicly put my name forward to tAke over the running of the group. I have also reached agreement with Mac that he will disband his group in the event of the Dunph stepping down. The leadership contest will be open to all existing members to put themselves forward for the leadership role. This is not a dictatorship.
Careful now or Dunph will be onto you for spelling chippers wrong :rolleyes:
I think we need to regroup and some moderating needs to be done. I have my own opinions on how the group should be run and what constitutes as a āChipperā. I have been in contact with the ITICA also as I feel it is important we maintain a strong bond. In cohesion with the āhalf priceā offer that Runt negotiated, I have donated a brand new car to be won. All details can be obtained at ITICA outlets that we, the TFKLCSG, are in agreement with.
I feel there should be no āleaderā of TFKCSC. It should be an open forum, which maintains self dicipline and where contentious decisions are democratically settled. No one man should have the power to run roughshod over the group.
Iād agree with that. We all have equally good ideas to bring to the counter and there is no point battering one man. I would hope Dunph will open the group for each member to fish through it and all chips on shoulders will be cleared away.
The only way this new accordance (which I wholeheartedly applaud and commend TRE and The Runt for bringing into being) can be solidified properly is if Dunph is given some sort of punishment. His treatment of Cholocate Mice demands it.
Thats a separate issue which will have to be taken elsewhere. Weāve enough on our plate here.
The bitterness will not go away if this issue is swept under the carpet. Learn from history or be doomed to repeat it. The people demand justice.
Any chance i could join your group Mac? this Dunph guy is being a dick and wont except me into the original group
SAS
Hold tough SAS, a review of procedures within the LCSG is currently underway and your application will be processed in due course.
Could you please list some of the eating establishments you have frequented in Limerick.
Please provide a review of the food etc of one of these establishments.
Hi Runt.
iv frequented the following eating establishments in Limerick:
Rioās
Eddie Rockets (Coonagh) - although its not a chipper
Donkey Fordes
Chicken Hut
the Chicken Hut is top notch. gravy is very tasty , as is the chicken. however, improvement is needed on the chips. thats my review. like it or leave it.
SAS
A solid review, you have found favour with me by praising the chicken hut gravy. Once the internal reorganisation has been complete your application will be straight to the top of the pile. We look forward to welcoming you on board.
What about the service? Value for money? facilities ? Did you wash your feast down with a tasty beverage ?
Itās this attention to detail that sets (or at least did) this society apart from all the rest.
Standards will have to be upped before you can be considered for application.
Edit- Iām sure the Runt can agree on this
Hi CM,
As it was SASās first review I was being lenient on him. Once he has been admitted to the group he will under go induction, during the course of which he will be taught how to write a comprehensive yet concise chipper review along with details of our scoring system. We canāt expect him to run before he walks.
thank you Runt. im glad that you enjoyed my review.
SAS
hello Chocolate Mice.
Service - the sevice in the chicken hut is top notch. the food is prepared very quickly while the foreign women behind the counter are quite attractive and would defiantly get it.
Value For Money - ā¬5.50 for a chicken fillet meal. cant go wrong with that. very good value.
Beverage - a can of coke usually does me the finest.
hope you enjoyed my review on the service, value for money and beverages.
SAS