Segunda 14/15- Vamas Solo!

4 of the 6 games are still in the mix here as we head into the 4th, what drama. Luck to Bradshaw for TD as I type

That’s my lead down to 11. I’m fucked here:oops:

These are the scores with 8.40 left on the clock
[LIST]
[]The Psycho Sexual’s115.26
Pigs on the Wing102.04

[
]Galtee Giants114.86
Leith Junked Out Patriots109.12

[]NotTheJets103.86
Vicks Puppy Daycare107.70

[
]The South East Coast Offence120.66
Torpedo Moskva112.64

[]Shitehawks107.52
Gravy Bombs53.88

[
]Ringos Raiders97.84
Connemara Bears120.04

[/LIST]

BOLLOX. I mean yes, go eagles

:smiley:
Scores with 3mins left and the sides all square, Luck with the football
[LIST]
[]The Psycho Sexual’s115.26
Pigs on the Wing100.68

[
]Galtee Giants121.96
Leith Junked Out Patriots109.12

[]NotTheJets109.46
Vicks Puppy Daycare108.70

[
]The South East Coast Offence120.66
Torpedo Moskva114.74

[]Shitehawks116.20
Gravy Bombs53.88

[
]
[/LIST]

Fucking hell Parkey makes this I win if not I probably lose.

FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Crazy scenes:eek::eek::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::pint::pint::pint:

Unfucking believable. Great game and hard luck fist, after the total lack of a challenge my charges got last week we needed a tough run out and got it. For those without insomnia me and fists contest ended like this after a night of sproles continuously closing a seemingly insurmountable gap for fist with outrageous plays.

Me 4 points ahead, colts 7 up with the ball 30 yards out, 5 mins remaining. luck incredibly throws a pick where a hold should have been called on the eagles D, the hold being on the intended receiver who fell to the ground, the colts were already in easy FG range for a 10 point lead which would have surely seen them home. A few plays later after the colts get screwed again, this time on a non existent horse collar call, sproles takes it 51 yards which leads ultimately to the tying TD from maclin, now fist leads me by .76. luck gets the ball back looking like he’s going to drive for a winning vinatieri FG leaving my two chess pieces, ertz and eagles kicker Parkey with no chance of making up that head wrecking deficit. But terribly conservative play calling leads the colts to go 3 and out and the eagles get to return a punt with 2 minutes on the clock. But it’s sproles returning it! He makes fuck all and I think I’m goosed as he’ll surely have a say in the ball getting into FG range before Parkey even has a chance to save me. Step up Zach Ertz, who soars, most eagle like and hauls in a twenty yard pass. All of a sudden the puppies are back in front by a point. Very next play, you guessed it, sproles again for 21 yards and fist again has the upper hand but we’re in FG range. Problem was Parkey missed one from the exact same position in the first half, could he learn from it, or be haunted?..he nails it! Celebrations, both sidelines out on the field only for pagano to have iced him with a last second almost unnoticed time out. Parkey steps up again… and ends the most epic clash in Segunda history. Thanks for reading.

[QUOTE=“maroonandwhite, post: 1017445, member: 1406”]Unfucking believable. Great game and hard luck fist, after the total lack of a challenge my charges got last week we needed a tough run out and got it. For those without insomnia me and fists contest ended like this after a night of sproles continuously closing a seemingly insurmountable gap for fist with outrageous plays.

Me 4 points ahead, colts 7 up with the ball 30 yards out, 5 mins remaining. luck incredibly throws a pick where a hold should have been called on the eagles D, the hold being on the intended receiver who fell to the ground, the colts were already in easy FG range for a 10 point lead which would have surely seen them home. A few plays later after the colts get screwed again, this time on a non existent horse collar call, sproles takes it 51 yards which leads ultimately to the tying TD from maclin, now fist leads me by .76. luck gets the ball back looking like he’s going to drive for a winning vinatieri FG leaving my two chess pieces, ertz and eagles kicker Parkey with no chance of making up that head wrecking deficit. But terribly conservative play calling leads the colts to go 3 and out and the eagles get to return a punt with 2 minutes on the clock. But it’s sproles returning it! He makes fuck all and I think I’m goosed as he’ll surely have a say in the ball getting into FG range before Parkey even has a chance to save me. Step up Zach Ertz, who soars, most eagle like and hauls in a twenty yard pass. All of a sudden the puppies are back in front by a point. Very next play, you guessed it, sproles again for 21 yards and fist again has the upper hand but we’re in FG range. Problem was Parkey missed one from the exact same position in the first half, could he learn from it, or be haunted?..he nails it! Celebrations, both sidelines out on the field only for pagano to have iced him with a last second almost unnoticed time out. Parkey steps up again… and ends the most epic clash in Segunda history. Thanks for reading.[/QUOTE]

:D:clap:

That Zach Ertz reception was also the difference for me in my match-up with @Rocko where I won by a mere 1.5 points

[QUOTE=“maroonandwhite, post: 1017445, member: 1406”]Unfucking believable. Great game and hard luck fist, after the total lack of a challenge my charges got last week we needed a tough run out and got it. For those without insomnia me and fists contest ended like this after a night of sproles continuously closing a seemingly insurmountable gap for fist with outrageous plays.

Me 4 points ahead, colts 7 up with the ball 30 yards out, 5 mins remaining. luck incredibly throws a pick where a hold should have been called on the eagles D, the hold being on the intended receiver who fell to the ground, the colts were already in easy FG range for a 10 point lead which would have surely seen them home. A few plays later after the colts get screwed again, this time on a non existent horse collar call, sproles takes it 51 yards which leads ultimately to the tying TD from maclin, now fist leads me by .76. luck gets the ball back looking like he’s going to drive for a winning vinatieri FG leaving my two chess pieces, ertz and eagles kicker Parkey with no chance of making up that head wrecking deficit. But terribly conservative play calling leads the colts to go 3 and out and the eagles get to return a punt with 2 minutes on the clock. But it’s sproles returning it! He makes fuck all and I think I’m goosed as he’ll surely have a say in the ball getting into FG range before Parkey even has a chance to save me. Step up Zach Ertz, who soars, most eagle like and hauls in a twenty yard pass. All of a sudden the puppies are back in front by a point. Very next play, you guessed it, sproles again for 21 yards and fist again has the upper hand but we’re in FG range. Problem was Parkey missed one from the exact same position in the first half, could he learn from it, or be haunted?..he nails it! Celebrations, both sidelines out on the field only for pagano to have iced him with a last second almost unnoticed time out. Parkey steps up again… and ends the most epic clash in Segunda history. Thanks for reading.[/QUOTE]

Unbelievable scenes. :clap:

[QUOTE=“maroonandwhite, post: 1017445, member: 1406”]Unfucking believable. Great game and hard luck fist, after the total lack of a challenge my charges got last week we needed a tough run out and got it. For those without insomnia me and fists contest ended like this after a night of sproles continuously closing a seemingly insurmountable gap for fist with outrageous plays.

Me 4 points ahead, colts 7 up with the ball 30 yards out, 5 mins remaining. luck incredibly throws a pick where a hold should have been called on the eagles D, the hold being on the intended receiver who fell to the ground, the colts were already in easy FG range for a 10 point lead which would have surely seen them home. A few plays later after the colts get screwed again, this time on a non existent horse collar call, sproles takes it 51 yards which leads ultimately to the tying TD from maclin, now fist leads me by .76. luck gets the ball back looking like he’s going to drive for a winning vinatieri FG leaving my two chess pieces, ertz and eagles kicker Parkey with no chance of making up that head wrecking deficit. But terribly conservative play calling leads the colts to go 3 and out and the eagles get to return a punt with 2 minutes on the clock. But it’s sproles returning it! He makes fuck all and I think I’m goosed as he’ll surely have a say in the ball getting into FG range before Parkey even has a chance to save me. Step up Zach Ertz, who soars, most eagle like and hauls in a twenty yard pass. All of a sudden the puppies are back in front by a point. Very next play, you guessed it, sproles again for 21 yards and fist again has the upper hand but we’re in FG range. Problem was Parkey missed one from the exact same position in the first half, could he learn from it, or be haunted?..he nails it! Celebrations, both sidelines out on the field only for pagano to have iced him with a last second almost unnoticed time out. Parkey steps up again… and ends the most epic clash in Segunda history. Thanks for reading.[/QUOTE]

Could this be the post that unites the leper and mong leagues?

[QUOTE=“maroonandwhite, post: 1017445, member: 1406”]Unfucking believable. Great game and hard luck fist, after the total lack of a challenge my charges got last week we needed a tough run out and got it. For those without insomnia me and fists contest ended like this after a night of sproles continuously closing a seemingly insurmountable gap for fist with outrageous plays.

Me 4 points ahead, colts 7 up with the ball 30 yards out, 5 mins remaining. luck incredibly throws a pick where a hold should have been called on the eagles D, the hold being on the intended receiver who fell to the ground, the colts were already in easy FG range for a 10 point lead which would have surely seen them home. A few plays later after the colts get screwed again, this time on a non existent horse collar call, sproles takes it 51 yards which leads ultimately to the tying TD from maclin, now fist leads me by .76. luck gets the ball back looking like he’s going to drive for a winning vinatieri FG leaving my two chess pieces, ertz and eagles kicker Parkey with no chance of making up that head wrecking deficit. But terribly conservative play calling leads the colts to go 3 and out and the eagles get to return a punt with 2 minutes on the clock. But it’s sproles returning it! He makes fuck all and I think I’m goosed as he’ll surely have a say in the ball getting into FG range before Parkey even has a chance to save me. Step up Zach Ertz, who soars, most eagle like and hauls in a twenty yard pass. All of a sudden the puppies are back in front by a point. Very next play, you guessed it, sproles again for 21 yards and fist again has the upper hand but we’re in FG range. Problem was Parkey missed one from the exact same position in the first half, could he learn from it, or be haunted?..he nails it! Celebrations, both sidelines out on the field only for pagano to have iced him with a last second almost unnoticed time out. Parkey steps up again… and ends the most epic clash in Segunda history. Thanks for reading.[/QUOTE]

That’s Segunda, baby…

I feel for Elvis this week, roster decimated. Congrats to @maroonandwhite on his epic victory. It would appear that the nfc is the strongest division in the segunda, no surprise really.

[QUOTE=“maroonandwhite, post: 1017445, member: 1406”]Unfucking believable. Great game and hard luck fist, after the total lack of a challenge my charges got last week we needed a tough run out and got it. For those without insomnia me and fists contest ended like this after a night of sproles continuously closing a seemingly insurmountable gap for fist with outrageous plays.

Me 4 points ahead, colts 7 up with the ball 30 yards out, 5 mins remaining. luck incredibly throws a pick where a hold should have been called on the eagles D, the hold being on the intended receiver who fell to the ground, the colts were already in easy FG range for a 10 point lead which would have surely seen them home. A few plays later after the colts get screwed again, this time on a non existent horse collar call, sproles takes it 51 yards which leads ultimately to the tying TD from maclin, now fist leads me by .76. luck gets the ball back looking like he’s going to drive for a winning vinatieri FG leaving my two chess pieces, ertz and eagles kicker Parkey with no chance of making up that head wrecking deficit. But terribly conservative play calling leads the colts to go 3 and out and the eagles get to return a punt with 2 minutes on the clock. But it’s sproles returning it! He makes fuck all and I think I’m goosed as he’ll surely have a say in the ball getting into FG range before Parkey even has a chance to save me. Step up Zach Ertz, who soars, most eagle like and hauls in a twenty yard pass. All of a sudden the puppies are back in front by a point. Very next play, you guessed it, sproles again for 21 yards and fist again has the upper hand but we’re in FG range. Problem was Parkey missed one from the exact same position in the first half, could he learn from it, or be haunted?..he nails it! Celebrations, both sidelines out on the field only for pagano to have iced him with a last second almost unnoticed time out. Parkey steps up again… and ends the most epic clash in Segunda history. Thanks for reading.[/QUOTE]

Well done pal, a deserved victory. I don’t care what everyone else says about you, you are not that much of a vcunt.

Thanks mate, you were cursed with jackson going down so early, not to mention the other two, you have a strong roster and the chiefs top back for the forseeable future so you should have no problem picking up wins, youve a handy one against count next week to get you started.

As an aside, have we matured as a league? Or has winning temporarily calmed the biggest cunts in the segunda, the like of count, chocco and myself. I remember reading a theory before that millwalls fans were only ever really vicious when they were going badly, when going well they were tame. Does success soothe the uncontrollable anger once thought unsootheable?

Anyone stuck for a top of the range TE Ertz or Gates willing to part with a WR of note, holler at me

What does a waiver mean?

Injuries galore over the weekend, waiver wire will be brisk I’d imagine.

You’re in the shit now man with injuries, I might be able to help you out