Shame on portmarnock

there is a pool in malahide mate

pomp > johnny beep beep

I was going to post this one in the “reminds you of a TFK poster thread”.

If it was a beach down the country it would have been posted on the Muldoons Twee or Simple? thread.

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Oh it would yeah.

The likes of @Juhniallio would have been raving about the Healy Raes and the cute hoors. But because your man has a polite Dublin accent @Juhniallio is scrambling frantically on his behalf

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Shur no doubt he knows him, probably night swimming bessiers.

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This is true. But it’s been on every whatsapp group of everybody who ever set foot in portmarnock since yesterday afternoon. He’s getting ripped to shreds. Old photos of him dressed up getting sent round. Im starting to feel bad for him… I’d say the dog wont be walked for a week…

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Best thing he could do is film himself digging another hole with a bucket & spade while frantically shouting “there’s another one, there’s another one!”

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I’d go with B lay low for a while

No doubt this will be spin to Dermo or Anto having a “giraffe” with the lads from the news

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Dont think so mate. Hes not the sharpest tool in the shed. He’s getting murdered for it…

@Juhniallio how’s Dave?

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No idea but he’s still taking a pounding. The memes keep coming… the new york post has picked it up. People are finding pics of him in his trolley dolly suit and putting them in everywhere… t shirts… hes well beyond the 24 hours anyway

Poor auld Dave. I’d say he’s a harmless lad.

Any good nicknames for him yet?

@Juhniallio @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy whats going on at the Dart Station and has the coffee truck with the lovely cakes shut for good?

Think they are planning to put a shuttle bus there or make it a hub for buses

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy is accidentally correct there. The coffee truck is shut. They have gone out of business entirely and shut that and the one at paddys hill and the kitchen in swords. Tough break for poor Orlando.

I thought the margins on coffee were huge, especially from a truck?

Are they those sound folk who were robbed 1-2 years back? If so, that’s a pity. Please remind me what the cafe/truck was called.

It was called Aventura. Hes a lovely dude. And she is a lovely woman and smoking hot.

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