Sleepwalking

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

My mate spent a summer a couple years ago where he would walk home from nights out and go upstairs to bed. He would wake up the next morning, naked, on his mattress, at the end of the lawn out the back garden.

Pissing all over bedrooms is a common occurrence after 12 plus pints as a young lad - donā€™t know if this counts as sleepwalking. In my ignorance Iā€™d reckon going to sleep completely sober of drink/drugs would cut the instances at least by half.

Regularly?

About 5 times over two months or so.

Iā€™ve had a few instances all involving drink. Waking up on the couch having gone asleep in bed a few times. The worst was in Spain last summer in some hotel near Gibraltar. Had a session with a few mates who work there and toddled off to bed. Woke up at 5am behind the bar in the hotel pissing away onto one of the kegs (mustnā€™t have been craft beer). Have no idea how long Iā€™d been walking around for but thankfully my hotel room door was still slightly open when I got back to it.

very good mac, that sounds like quite the holiday

Ned, please confirm to me that everything is going to be okay. I am very disturbed by my recent faux pas.

Been experiencing this for the last few yearsā€¦ generally only on full mooons

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