I’ve just made an absolutely cardinal error on Facebook. I was perving on somebody I’m not supposed to be perving on, ie. not a Facebook friend but somebody who is a friend of a friend, somebody who very much knows who I am and knows I have always fancied her in a rather acute way. I clicked through her photos too quickly and too carelessly, clicked the wrong place on the page, and accidentally sent a request to tag one of my male friends as one of her female friends.What’s worse is that the girl I tagged as my male friend was wearing a wedding dress in the photo, as she got married at the weekend.
I’ve googled it and there is apparently no way to undo this. I am fucking morto, so I’ve deleted my Facebook page, as you do, in the hope that the tag request won’t show up.