In fairness I hardly expected her to accept it. I think I’ll down a couple of whiskeys instead, in fact I already have. She followed me on Twitter after I favourited a picture of her, so I’ve just favourited another one.
Seems plausible.
This is yet another in a long line of examples which illustrates just how serious a business the internet is
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Try change your Facebook status to being in a relationship with her, may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.
[QUOTE=“maroonandwhite, post: 936531, member: 1406”]Just message her saying ‘you’re gonna be in Sydney, want sidney to be in you?’
Failing that doorstepping her thousands of miles from home should do the trick. Do it in the middle of the night too so you can update us at a reasonable hour GMT. And if it doesnt go to plan what better country to do her in and put the blame on some poor native.[/QUOTE]
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Also can you elaborate on the acute way statement above. Intriguing and your predicament is a constant fear of mine.[/QUOTE]
It means I’d happily eat her period, or at least continue to happily wear my Liverpool tracksuit with her period and/or her piss soaked into it.
You may aswell buy a pair of binoculars, an army uniform and hang out behind some eucalyptus plants in her garden in Oz… emerge from the foliage every now and then for a quick tug.
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Don’t do that, buddy.
Type Escorts Ireland into Google & she will soon be a distant expensive memory.
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Any actual interaction yet Sidney?
It’s like “Living Next Door to Alice” for the internet generation. So sad.
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Coincidentally, I recently rewrote the lyrics of that song to make them about Liverpool winning the league at Palace.
So sad.
She’s made a load of her photos public since last night. I’m currently debating what to make of that.
[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 936815, member: 183”]Coincidentally, I recently rewrote the lyrics of that song to make them about Liverpool winning the league at Palace.
So sad.
She’s made a load of her photos public since last night. I’m currently debating what to make of that.[/QUOTE]
That was particularly shit alright.
[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 936815, member: 183”]Coincidentally, I recently rewrote the lyrics of that song to make them about Liverpool winning the league at Palace.
So sad.
She’s made a load of her photos public since last night. I’m currently debating what to make of that.[/QUOTE]
This is sad to see- A man so confident when faced by the important things in life, like sporting opinions, is reduced to shite when faced by a woman.
[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 936815, member: 183”]Coincidentally, I recently rewrote the lyrics of that song to make them about Liverpool winning the league at Palace.
So sad.
She’s made a load of her photos public since last night. I’m currently debating what to make of that.[/QUOTE]
You’ve made some sort of contact and need to follow it up with a message right fast or you will have lost momentum and it will be weird. She just followed you on twitter, send her a pm on that. Now Sid!
His only option here is to give Thrawneen control of his social media accounts.
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She’s made a load of her photos public since last night. I’m currently debating what to make of that.[/QUOTE]
Im sure any right minded judge would consider that full consent, straight to skyscanner with you.
The courts aren’t involved yet, pal. While Skyscanner is a useful resource I’ve found bugs in other websites to enable me to cut a couple of hundred off the cheapest fare you’d get on Skyscanner, although I haven’t as yet found anything to beat the sensational €411 return fare that I posted on the TFK Bargain thread some weeks back, which I’m now kicking myself I didn’t avail of. I could even have got on the same flight as her for that fare which would have been stalking of the most spectacular efficiency and professionalism.
Details on these bugs/sites pal?
Details on these bugs/sites pal?[/QUOTE]
If you go onto Expedia UK, pick Multiple Destinations and do:
i) Manchester - Sydney/Melbourne
ii) Syd/Mel - Dubai
iii) Dubai-Dublin
depending on the dates you can get it for as little as £465 sterling. Most of the cheapest fares are within the next week or so though.
Expedia Brazil was offering Emirates flights for €411 return from Dublin which I meant to book, but I went drinking all night after Liverpool beat Manchester United 3-0 and they were gone by the time I got back. I remain cautiously optimistic that this bug or something similar will turn up again in due course.
Singapore Airlines have apparently had fares as low as €390 return in the past.