Trying to add up all the time he spent on the other apps
3 minutes x 9 times
I think your calculator is broken
I wanted to give that a tenth but someone else can have the honour .
There is a comedy show/ play to be made on LinkedIn brown nosing .
Normal looking night out photo.
I agree with the stance the authorities have taken in Iran
Chucks,
I hate the phrase “reaching out”.
So, I’m going to use “approach”, instead.
I’m approaching you because you’ve left little old Northern Ireland with it’s silly/frustrating politics & magical weather.
Here’s a question for you… Any interest in returning?
Now, you might respond saying:
- “Michael, leave me alone, I love it out here and I’m never coming back”.
- “I would consider it, but it would have to be an exceptional opportunity.”
- “I’m already planning on moving back, the weather out here isn’t doing it for me”
- “I’m already back, I’m just not very good at updating my LinkedIn”
- “I’ve only just moved here; I’ve got to give it a chance”
To save you time, I’ve given you the above, exhaustive list of options.
All I ask is you respond with a number and then I’ll know where you are.
(Oh yeah and I wouldn’t be approaching you if I didn’t have something worthwhile in mind)
Cheers/Sláinte/Tah,
Michael XXX
07950 935 XXX
michael@XXX.jobs
are you a Nordie?
Define “nordie”?
a horrible caaaant
Then, yes.
Did you reply to that awful eejit?
Send him a bullet in the post.
“I’m not interested in taking a salary cut.”
how long are you abroad in Oz?
11 years. Jaysus, frightening when you say* it aloud.
*type
I think he’s coming onto you
Could have been worse. I see you’re friends with Mo Robinson…Aaaarrgh!!!