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Trying to add up all the time he spent on the other apps

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3 minutes x 9 times

I think your calculator is broken

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I wanted to give that a tenth but someone else can have the honour .

There is a comedy show/ play to be made on LinkedIn brown nosing .

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Normal looking night out photo.

I agree with the stance the authorities have taken in Iran

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Chucks,

I hate the phrase “reaching out”.

So, I’m going to use “approach”, instead.

I’m approaching you because you’ve left little old Northern Ireland with it’s silly/frustrating politics & magical weather.

Here’s a question for you… Any interest in returning?

Now, you might respond saying:

  1. “Michael, leave me alone, I love it out here and I’m never coming back”.
  2. “I would consider it, but it would have to be an exceptional opportunity.”
  3. “I’m already planning on moving back, the weather out here isn’t doing it for me”
  4. “I’m already back, I’m just not very good at updating my LinkedIn”
  5. “I’ve only just moved here; I’ve got to give it a chance”

To save you time, I’ve given you the above, exhaustive list of options.

All I ask is you respond with a number and then I’ll know where you are.

(Oh yeah and I wouldn’t be approaching you if I didn’t have something worthwhile in mind)

Cheers/Sláinte/Tah,

Michael XXX
07950 935 XXX
michael@XXX.jobs

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are you a Nordie?

Define “nordie”?

a horrible caaaant

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Then, yes.

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:laughing::laughing::laughing:

Did you reply to that awful eejit?

Send him a bullet in the post.

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“I’m not interested in taking a salary cut.”

how long are you abroad in Oz?

11 years. Jaysus, frightening when you say* it aloud.

*type

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I think he’s coming onto you

Could have been worse. I see you’re friends with Mo Robinson…Aaaarrgh!!!