One of my friends was telling me that a guy had sent her two dozen red roses at work last week. She said she’d only met him once, through a friend of hers, at Oxygen a few weeks back and they’d just had the briefest of chats then. So this complete and utter loser went off and found out where she worked and had the flowers sent.
There’s actually worse to come. The card said, ‘The perfect words never crossed my mind cos all that was in it was you.’ Apparently it’s a lyric from Snow Patrol’s new single.
What a fooking weiner - he deserves an almighty beating for this. The idiot didn’t sign the card and the girl was freaking out wondering who this potential psycho-stalker was and then she got an email from him (she doesn’t know how he got her address either) asking if she liked the flowers and she was like, ‘Yeah sure weirdo.’
Truely shocking behaviour. I’ve seen something similar happen, a girl where I work received a barrage of flowers and that kind of stuff delivered to the office for her birthday. As far as I know she has only just gotten back with the guy, what an insecure fk that he has to send flowers to her office to let everyone know she’s got a fella. He’s obviously heard about the goodlooking guys she’s working alongside like myself and Farmer. And does anyone know how much that sh!t costs? I was told it’s about 70euro to get flowers delivered, fkin losers, that’s the admission price to the Emirates. If I ever do anything like this feel free to stab me.
Clowns the lot of them. Flowers are plain stupid. Flowers to work are massively insecure. Flowers to the workplace of a girl you don’t really know is astonishingly weird.
No bird is worth that type of effort. The guy from the first post really needs a good hiding, maybe that will sort him out. The only thing worth buying a bird is a bacardi breezer with a drop of rohypnol.
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Flowers die anyway, whats the point. Those displays in work shouldn’t be permitted either. I could rant here forever but Im going to cut my losses and stop now
Getting back on-topic, I mentioned to newest forum member johnc about Bandage’s story above. He said you wouldn’t know with girls - they’re weird and she probably told him where she worked and wrote down her email address and is now just enjoying the attention and drama by saying “ugh, what a freak”.
The only reason this bird was able to engage in this drama was because of the actions of this bloke. If he had never sent the flowers nothing would have arisen. His fault for giving her the material to create this drama.
Wholeheartedly agree Flano and I hope my last comment wasn’t viewed as a defence of the actions of an imbecile.
I’m merely joining in the questioning of the lady’s bona-fides. She must have a dair idea how he found out where she works and the email address. There must be a mutual acquaintance whose role is underplayed.
It’s his fault alright but I’d wager she’s enjoying the thrill of it all.
lads, johnc here. firstly apologies for the sin bin incident last wk.
does anybody know this guy’s name? i know a friend of a friend who happened to be at oxygen. he once went into the chemist to pick up some medicine. liked the sales assistant and returned the next day with a bunch of flowers and asked her out. she said yes. so this latest incident sounds like it may well be him. although there were alot of people at oxygen. my theory that she could of made this whole thing up may well not be true in this case but i have come across a few incidents in the last few months of Irish girls telling needless LIES for no apparent reason other than to get some attention…who knows…some crazy guys out there…but there is certainly some crazy women out there as well. 2 sides to every story.
i was present when this bird told the story (i won’t refer to her as a friend 'cos she’s a girl and she probably doesn’t like me much anyway 'cos i have a shit personality). Bandage omitted the first part of the story where she said this guy was good mates with another random guy who she was scoring for the weekend.
So this dude should get:
a) a beating from his mate for being sly; http://www.thefreekick.com/board/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif a beating from the bird for stalking him;
c) a beating from all of us for being a complete fag; and
d) a beating from his Da (see above)
The bird in question should also get a beating:
a) for being a girl; and http://www.thefreekick.com/board/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif for boring us with that story - which may of may not be true but either way she just wanted myself and bandage to know how much cock was being thrown at her, and we didn’t even get a willy shake between us
It would be a deadly gesture to a girl and she’s lap it up I’d say, did I mention it should only be done if your MARRIED!!!
This chappie needs to see his local brain surgeon!! No way will I ever fall victim to the ball-oxing florists, they are such a rip off, much better to go into you local park and nick a few danelines and get a chase off the ranger aswell for the craic.
