except flanoâŚ
Thats what you get when you hit altitude too quickly isnât it?
I know thereâs a quip in there somewhere about reaching the heights but I canât get it outâŚ:rolleyes:
Surely there have to be some jokes floating aroundâŚ
Have you heard the cremation one?
Nope
The tags are pretty good, do they count?
No. Thereâs one about George Michael alright. Needs a bit of work though. The punchline relates to chocolate being found on Gatelyâs arse region and a careless wispa. See what ye can make of it.
Itâs just that given Boyzone got their first big break on The Late Late Show, his family thought it would appropriate for Gay Byrne* to carry out the cremation.
- Say it out loud to yourself a few times if youâre slow like Jugs and donât get it.**
** Itâs not that funny really.
I heard it slightly differently, that his cremation would be broadcast live on The Gay Byrne Show
Itâs still not great. It must be a disappointment to his family that his end has produced so little comedy. He mustnât have been that talented after all they must be saying.
Spot on. I suppose the world had 2 years of Swayze material built up though if weâre comparing him to recent celebrity deaths.
Even a few ol fag jokes with the names switched wouldnât have been too much to ask surely?:mad:
These were the two I got early on, nothing since.
[quote=âmyboyblueâ]
What had Stephen Gately and Joey Dunlops corpses have in common?
Skid marks on the helmets.
Apparently Stephen Gately was on a bender for 3 days before he died. The bender is said to be devastated.[/quote]
[quote=âSpecial Olympiakosâ]Spot on. I suppose the world had 2 years of Swayze material built up though if weâre comparing him to recent celebrity deaths.
Even a few ol fag jokes with the names switched wouldnât have been too much to ask surely?:mad:[/quote]
Surely
Fook sake - the poor little cunt isnât even cold yet
TV3 tonight 8.00pm
Stephen Gately and the Boyzone Story
Tribute to the life and talent of Stephen Gately who tragically passed away last weekend while on holiday in Majorca. In an hour long special documentary, which was shot over the past number of months, this programme will remember Stephen and look back over the huge success story of one of the biggest groups ever to come out of Ireland and their incredible international success.
The Spanish authorities have confirmed Stephen Gately died of natural causes.
Test reveal after a night consuming copious amounts of alcohol and cocaine, he was tied to his bed, dry fisted up the dirtbox then forced to gag on several huge cocks.
Naturally, he died
Like myself, Flano holds a bottle of Germanyâa finest in each hand so is therefore better than people who drink pints
Whatâs pink and spins around and around?
Gatelyâs suitcase
tbh these arenât even particularly funny. The next person to text me one is going to get a 
They should let Shane write it
Boyzone to finish Gatelyâs book
The remaining members of Boyzone have vowed to complete a book that their band-mate Stephen Gately was writing.
According to Now, the singer had been working on childrenâs fantasy novel âThe Tree of Seasonsâ for three years before his death last week.
Speaking at his funeral, Ronan Keating, 32, said in his eulogy: "He was putting the finishing touches to his book. There are only a few pages left.
Advertisement"By hook or by crook, those who loved him, and thereâs so many in this room, weâre going to finish that book."
The band is expected to finish the Boyzone album theyâd been working on and will release it next year in Gatelyâs memory.
There are also plans to stage a charity tribute concert in Dublin.
Meanwhile, Keating, Mikey Graham, 37, Shane Lynch, 33, and Keith Duffy, 35, are being tattooed with the letter âSâ and the numbers â76 09â, the years of Stephenâs birth and death.
Is that a cash register I hear?