Stupid Commentary/Pundit thread

“Zebo is doing it with his speed, Roberts with his pace”

A classic from Stewie.

“That is not a good look, but the medics would know more”

Barnesy is on fire today.

Poor Liam Aherne had a mare commentating online for the Clare v Wexford game yesterday. The poor fella hadn’t a clue what the fuck was going on.

Darren Frehill on the RTE sports report at both 7.30 & 8.30 this morning telling us how Ben Stokes was the hero as Australia reclaimed the Ashes

:rolleyes:

Just over one page, a poor year all things considered.

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Rule Nugent keeps referring to rugby players ‘fly hacking’ the ball away. All they are doing is kicking the ball along the ground. Similar to a GAA commentator referring to someone ‘soccering’ the ball. Fly Hacking sounds like something the lads at the web summit would talk about.

Horgan is no better.
Two right fuckwits.

Thought you didn’t watch rugby?

It was on in my parents house as I was looking through newspapers on their coffee table

[QUOTE=“carryharry, post: 1042180, member: 1517”]Horgan is no better.
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Horgan’s not the worst. Pairing him with Ryle Nugent for fuckwitteryness very harsh

Don’t think we have a 2015 thread. Davy Russell talking about a horses chances in an upcoming race on RTE “I don’t think he will upset the apple tart”

A Bertieism

Some chap on Newstalk yesterday kept saying there were lots of connotations possible on the last day of the football league. He may have meant permutations.

Henry might just be the worst pundit ever.

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“Usually the team who comes into the 2nd leg with a lead will have an advantage so tonight Juventus start with an advantage”

No shit Thierry

Graham Hunter reasoned in an his ridiculously long-winded manner early on that for the real elite players on each team tonight the priority would be to win the tie.

Andy Cole has to be the worst pundit/co-commentator around.

Sometimes these games can be decided by a bouncing ball - Conor McNamara

I think you’ll find quite a lot of ball related sports are decided by a bouncing ball

They were playing their favourite moments from Off The Ball tonight. They played a clip with some Ulster journalist called Paddy who had it in for Dublin. Paddy made a point about Dublin comparing them to Man U. If they were playing Hull he said Hull would park the bus. That eejit Parkinson started roaring at him about how soccer and Gaelic were different sports and he had no business comparing these two vastly different sports.

The next clip was an interview was with a chap from the Leinster Council about Dublin playing outside Croke Park. The Leinster Council fellow was going on about giving the maximum amount of people the chance to see Dublin in the biggest stadium possible. Parkinson then jumped in and said that in soccer that’s not how it worked. UEFA chose a venue for the final of the champions league and that wad it. It didn’t matter who got through to the final.

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Martin Carney kept referring to Kevin McMenaminiminmin today and how he ‘unselfishly’ made himself available. What exactly is the difference between selfishly making yourself available and unselfishly doing it?