Stupid freekick monikers

Regular users of the site will have noticed an upsurge in my usage over the last few days. This was mostly down to my abhorrance of logging on to see Garth Crooks beside my name. I have finally freed myself of the shackles of Garth, albeit to now see Peter poxbottle Schmeichel beside my name. Prepare for an indecent no. of ridiculous posts as I attempt to erase the ‘great dane’ from my profile.

I did laugh when I saw you complaining about your Garth Crooks moniker the other day as I knew who was next in line.