Ive got one in particular that could fill the thread, here’s the most recent:
Commenting on a trip taken by two people we know
“Since they’ve gone to Spain does that mean they’ll have to get an underwater tunnel to France”
:’(
A guy in work was watching the Charlie Bird on the Amazon programme a few weeks ago. I asked him if it was any good. He said it was alright - he started in Peru or somewhere at the source and travelled by boat all the way to the coast in Brazil. He then ended with the classic line “I think it must have been recorded highlights though because it was only a half hour programme.” No shit.
a friend of my brothers once said roy keane walked out of the world cup in 2002