The wiki page of Chelseaâs new full back (courtesy The Guardian)
Chicken dinner!!
Siege of Boston won
Arsenal have gone from having 100m accepted for Lemar to withdrawing and keeping Sanchez, all within 20 mins -
#Deadlineday
There will be a very real Siege of Boston if Virgil van Dijk doesnât sign for Liverpool.
Simon Jordan is one slimey, creepy bastard.
They bid 30m for Lemar in July and now a month later the bid is at 92m!
Some joke!
Wasnât he riding some coke addled z list celebrity back in the day?
Canât think of her name.
Your thinking of Simon Hughes the lib dem mp Iâd say?
The same one Mark Bosnich was riding and blowing fortunes on coke on. Sophie Anderton, a very tidy bird in fairness.
Iâd say she had an awful itch after lying in that hay.
Sakho gone to Palace for 28m?
Arsenal have a bid accepted for Lemar and then back out.
Lemar then scores a screamer for France v the Dutch.
Lemar told them to fuck off, they didnât back out
Barkley turns down Chelsea at last minute
A Chelsea fan just ran at Skyâs Anton Touloui at Stamford Bridge, roaring and swearing. He was unfortunately off camera at the crucial moment, but the commotion was audible.
I recorded that but canât upload it.
Iâm sure itâll be on twitter very soon