Swayzie Clock, Hang in there Donald

Just noticed the Paddy Swayze clock at the top of the board.

So so wrong.

Yet i laughed my ass off when i saw it.

There must be a word to describe people like us who think that shit is funny.

I found it hilarious at first but now I find it freaky I have to say.

how was 37 days decided upon?

Bad maths is the answer. He has 5 days to live I heard so I multiplied 5 * 7 and got 35 then I tried to add 35 days to today’s date and I actually opened Excel to do it in but got bored waiting for it to open so “figured it out” in my head and got it wrong by 2.

Unlikely to be too far off though, I reckon he’ll last a couple of days longer than just 5 weeks.

The word you’re looking for Jugs is depravity…

[quote=“Jugs”]Just noticed the Paddy Swayze clock at the top of the board.

So so wrong.

Yet i laughed my ass off when i saw it.

There must be a word to describe people like us who think that shit is funny.[/quote]

Thats what he gets for having that dungeon of kiddy porn in Donnie Darko

Will everyone remember where they were and what they were doing when the clock gets to zero like JFK?

I hope i’m messin when it does.

[quote=“therock67”]Bad maths is the answer. He has 5 days to live I heard so I multiplied 5 * 7 and got 35 then I tried to add 35 days to today’s date and I actually opened Excel to do it in but got bored waiting for it to open so “figured it out” in my head and got it wrong by 2.

Unlikely to be too far off though, I reckon he’ll last a couple of days longer than just 5 weeks.[/quote]

Hang on

You multiplied 7 and 5 and got 37?

And you were going to do it on Excel?

Fair play to ya - at least you know there are seven days in a week…

Mutiplied 7 by 5 and got 35 alright. It was adding the 35 to yesterday’s date where I got it wrong. Should have gotten an accountant to do it for me.

Or maybe you should have used your fingers and toes.

You know I’ve a broken toe but you couldn’t help yourself bringing it up. Low blow Flango.

You can still count a broken toe!

How class would it be if he died in sequence with the clock? I know statistically a margin of error of about 10% either way would be fairly acceptable though.

If he is still alive when that clock hits 0 then I think there will be a riot. The clock shall go the way of the Millenium clock. The only countdown clock that worked was the one Y2J Chris Jericho had when he first came to the then Wwf back in August 1999.

Don Swayze, brother of Patrick, has revealed to reporters that he’s confident the Dirty Dancing star will beat cancer. ‘I can see it in his eyes,’ said Don. This is a concern and might impact on the clock.

He can see what in his eyes? Don is a loon. He’ll kick it soon

The clock doesn’t lie Bandage. Don sounds like a well meaning chap but he’s dealing with forces outside his control. He’d be better off spending the remaining 25 days on fun activities with Paddy - deluding himself that there’s more to come is only going to end up hurting everyone.

That’s why the clock is so important. People will argue that it’s in bad taste or somehow insulting to the great man. I prefer to see it as a constant reminder of how much we should appreciate Patrick while we can. There’ll be tears on here, but at least we’ll have seen it coming.

I was just thinking, maybe he has cancer of the eyes or something?

He’ll be doing well to “beat” pancreatic cancer seeing as it has the highest fatality rate of all cancers. Less than 5% of patients live more than five years after diagnosis and complete remission is extremely rare.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancreatic_cancer

Might be worth posting that on his guestbook Fran, just to balance things up a bit.

http://pub36.bravenet.com/guestbook/3049560472/