Swimmix

Did you get it far?

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Got a sting off a brown jelly fish today, not as painful as I remember… Place was full of them. Cunts

It’s the lion manes that will fcuk you right up… Nasty bastards…

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Just after a swim in the Guillomene swimming cove outside Tramore there. Absolutely unreal. I haven’t felt more alive in years. And not a jelly fish in sight.

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Jellyfish only live in the Atlantic.

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Jellyfish must hate radiation

Incorrect

Just had a dip at Templetown beach. Getting ready to hit for Dublin shortly

Any lads doing the Liffey Swim would want their heads (and all other major organs and bloods) examined

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You’d be better off swimming in your septic tank.

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Smug out knowing all those fucking halfwits racing in my excrement tomorrow.

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here’s to swimmin’
with bandy women

When did you take a shit in the liffey?

Last night

Mate of mine doing it for the 30th consecutive year tomorrow. He’s as fit as a fiddle.

I’d hate to burst lads bubbles but I’m pretty sure they flush the liffey out before the swim. They release a load of water from the damn in leixlip or kilcock in order for the 600 or so people to escape without weils disease and the likes.

Untrue. I have two (2) friends who I know for a fact caught weils disease doing the triathlon swim in the liffey a few years back. You can’t flush rat piss (unless it’s becks vier)

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That never happened

Unfortunately it did.

A likely story.