Terrible Joke Thread


#101

Paddy rings the ispca and tells them he found a suitcase on the side of the road full of puppies.
“Are they moving” asks the woman, “I don’t know” says Paddy “but that would explain the suitcase”


#102

That is good , not at all terrible


#103


#104

That’s a great gag, :smile:


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#107

Lovely!


#108

While we’re on the livestock theme:
What’s the difference between a feather and a chicken?

A feather is kinky - a chicken is perverted


#109

Q: What sort of music do wind turbines like?
A: They’re big metal fans.


#110

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Mitosis!


#111

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it into the oven until its bill withers


#112

I thought of a classic this evening after killing an ant.

What did the Pink Panther say when he killed a load of ants?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant

Actually that one might not work in text :grinning:


#113

I had my leg X-rayed today.

The doctor said: ‘Your patella measures 2.54cm’.

I said: ‘Inch high knees?’

He said: ‘您的髌骨是2.54厘米高


#114

There’s these two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”


#115

That is quality.


#116

I wanted to watch the world origami championships last week.

but it was only on paper view


#117

My parents used to own a paper shop, but it blew away.


#118

It probably would have been enveloped by the bigger chains anyway


#119

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.


#120

my Korean friend died the other day

so yung