Where?
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Perfect for the thread tbf 
I play football for a team of woodland animals. That’s my cross to bear.
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I was standing at the bar minding my own business last night when some guy came up and chucked a prawn cocktail over me. What are you doing I asked? “That’s just for starters” he said
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I see the inventor of the jug died yesterday.
Tributes are pouring in
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The inventor of the eye drop died yesterday.
Wasn’t a dry eye in the house
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i hear the man who invented autocorrect died, May he wrist in peach
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I see the man who invented the jcb died. He’s left a massive hole.
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Did you hear Michael Stipe Died?
Tried pushing an elephant up the stairs
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the inventor of throat drops has died. There’ll be no coffin at his funeral
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The lad who invented the knock knock jokes won the no-bell prize.
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the inventor of velcro has died. RIP
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I saw an advert in a window that said: “TV for sale, €10, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
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God said to Moses
“Come forth and inherit the earth”…
But he came fifth and won a toaster
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i used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off
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How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
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