He’s been trawling his mind for them all right.
Yes, I’m trawling everywhere and casting my net as far and wide as possible in the search for puns.
Fuck you 
You are the knig of puns, of that there is no trout…
That’s scraping the bottom of the barrel, sorry, sea.
This is neither the time nor the plaice to be having a go at Sid, Dunph.
That’s just lazy, SS**. If you trawl back through the thread you will sea that plaice has already been used…
Trawl has been used on more than one occasion you lemon.
He must have used all his mussells to escape from the car, but if he had it insured he’s squids in.
Beshoff wasn’t a fishmonger but he’s glad to be alive alive oh.
Apparently the driver was sporting a mullet, now he’s going to end up courting a mullet.
Now that he’s survived a near-death experience, the world is Beshoff’s oyster.
absolutely cuntish trying to take beshoff with him when he topped himself, the guy must have no sole
I was reading on the net that Beshoff was seen flounder-ing in the water in the aftermath of the spill off the ledge…
Ah this thread has turned into a load of crab.
Rumour has it that after this near death experience, Beschoff has found cod and is considering becoming a monk…
It hasn’t been mentioned that Beshoff is ME of his own company at the young age of 21. He’s clearly a real child progeny.
A mate of mine in the guards told me the driver’s name was Ray.
Your mate is a pollocks.