The TFK Astro team represent thefreekick.com in Dublin’s 6-a-side astro summer league, probably the second most prestigious club competition in European soccer after the UEFA Champions League.
The team is captained by Rocko (aka therock67) and the current squad as of October 2008 is:
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! Player!! Position !! Other Info
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|therock67
|sweeper/stopper
Takes all credit for victories and blames others for defeats - quite old |
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Bandage |
goalkeeper |
Vice-captain. Lynchpin, big game persona, cat like reactions |
- |
Briantinnion |
sweeper |
Always looks well, even when not playing well |
- |
Fats |
defender |
Prudent, sensible, boring |
- |
Smelly |
box-to-box |
Slow, lazy, workshy |
- |
Stevie G |
midfield |
The great white hope, sadly that hope looks forlorn |
- |
Kylo |
midfield |
Enigmatic playmaker |
- |
Jugs |
midfield/striker |
Injury prone careless lump of mediocrity |
- |
Cesc4 |
striker |
Poor man’s jugs |
- |
Farmerinthecity |
Elegant midfielder |
7 foot tall. Finds turning around as difficult as maintaining an erection |
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Ledge |
striker |
A fucking huge mistake |
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