TFK Astro Team

The TFK Astro team represent thefreekick.com in Dublin’s 6-a-side astro summer league, probably the second most prestigious club competition in European soccer after the UEFA Champions League.

The team is captained by Rocko (aka therock67) and the current squad as of October 2008 is:

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! Player!! Position !! Other Info
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|therock67
|sweeper/stopper

Takes all credit for victories and blames others for defeats - quite old
Bandage
goalkeeper
Vice-captain. Lynchpin, big game persona, cat like reactions
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Briantinnion
sweeper
Always looks well, even when not playing well
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Fats
defender
Prudent, sensible, boring
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Smelly
box-to-box
Slow, lazy, workshy
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Stevie G
midfield
The great white hope, sadly that hope looks forlorn
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Kylo
midfield
Enigmatic playmaker
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Jugs
midfield/striker
Injury prone careless lump of mediocrity
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Cesc4
striker
Poor man’s jugs
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Farmerinthecity
Elegant midfielder
7 foot tall. Finds turning around as difficult as maintaining an erection
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Ledge
striker
A fucking huge mistake
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what’s the box-to-box do?