TFK Capitalist Pigs Thread


#1923

Be grand lads. Market needed a correction badly, twas gone mad.


#1924

Earnings forecasts good. No imminent sign of global recession. Unless another Lehman Bros pops up.


#1925

Markets have run away from themselves lately, but the fundamentals are ok. What goes up, must come down.


#1926

Nothing to see here. A small corrrection, we’re back where we were in November.

I’m worried about the impact of the negative environment on Tesla stock though. Earnings call Wednesday and not everyone can see Musk’s genius.


#1927

People really struggling to buy into his vision of selling millions of cars he can’t manufacture alright.


#1928

Imaginary cars are even better for the environment than electric ones!


#1929

Rachel English was caught badly this morning reading out a supposed tweet Donald Trump sent in 2015. It said that if the Dow ever dropped more than 1,000 points in a day the sitting President should be loaded into a cannon and fired into the sun.

She had to apologise 5 minutes later and admit the tweet was fake.


#1930

Rookie shit.


#1931

That’s RTÉ for you. You wouldn’t hear them reading out an anti Democrat or pro Republican tweet. So much bias, terrible!


#1932

Amateur hour.


#1933

Dow in positive territory for the day. As you were.


#1934

Loses will be gone by the end of week.
A few volatility bettors lost their shirts, which was exacerbated by these trend trading algo’s which seem to throw every blip into a crisis. They’ll be the end of us all one of these days.


#1935

This would be a great time to short volatility.
Sadly, all the short volatility products are dead.


#1936

No smart guy would consider a Limousin heifer, ballsy, yes.
But not the smart guys.


#1937

Short, short volatility product providers.


#1938

Please start a Limousin heifer thread.


#1939

How about if I start a boot into your jaw thread.


#1940

I’d imagine you’ve had a boot into the jaw from a few heifers in your time.


#1941

What a tragic post.


#1942

So Elon these results aren’t great, how do you propose to actually build and sell enough cars to justify your lofty price tag?

Ya I’d like to discuss that…

oh look a car in space