I'm a whiney bitch who can't drink for shit these days

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

This appears to be the only available photograph on the web

[balbec]

That’s a noble tower.

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

It is.

@flattythehurdler do you have anything to match that in Didsbury?

[flattythehurdler]

Personally?

[Smark]

Its a great auld spot so it is. Next time you are home and want to go there I’ll go with you @SHANNONSIDER (schedule permitting).

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

@balbec is home this weekend for the hurling

[balbec]

Tight schedule unfortunately.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

@balbec

Tight schedule unfortunately

Fly in. Watch your lot bate the soft city cunts. Steal a few swans. Head back.

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

@balbec

Tight schedule unfortunately

Fly in. Watch your lot bate the soft city cunts. Steal a few swans. Head back.

We could lock the swans up in the tower and cull them one by one

[flattythehurdler]

Sure he wouldn’t get his head inside a round tower.

[balbec]

Up your game son.

[flattythehurdler]

I’m very pleased with myself. I’ll up nothing.

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

Have another look at the shape in the photo and up your contact lenses

[flattythehurdler]

I’m afraid I’m missing something here. As usual.

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

The tower is square, specially designed to suit.

[flattythehurdler]

You can expect an “up your game son” emoji as soon as he’s out of the scratcher.

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

I wont hold my breath

[balbec]

I wouldn’t waste another one on you yet.

[flattythehurdler]

He’s up early. It must be dole day in Warsaw.

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

Did you not hear? He is working for Man Utd