unless @sidney and his friends end up in a whorehouse fairly quickly i dont see much future for this series.
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Oh wonderful. I’ll be with @Bandage @ClarkeyCat @Funtime and @briantinnion so keep an eye out for us.
Look out for the man with hair like this.
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Vignette 3 (the most boring so far)
A good looking girl from Liverpool (think Jennifer Ellison at her best) voluntarily gets her voluptuous mammaries out for the lads (about 100 of them) on the canalside walkway beside Molly Malone’s pub in Amsterdam. I miss this as I’m inside watching Dublin get tanked by Kilkenny.
The Soundboard and the Roaster take copious photographs of said breasts and the Soundboard’s wife immediately “likes” one of these photos on Facebook as she sits at home.
The Liverpudlian lass individually offers several Irish supporters the chance to go back to her hotel. It can only be presumed that the oppurtunity was availed of by one of them. I have to make do with the photographs, as I was inside watching Dublin getting tanked by Kilkenny, as I think I’ve already written.
Joe the Palestinian from Galway United (presumably viewed as a potential snackbar by the Drain) is standing outside drinking. I engage him in drunken conversation, tell him I agree with most of what he said on Liveline some months back, before telling him he made a tit out of himself. He then tells me to fuck off out of his space*.
We return to a strange student disco type thing in a building made out of freight containers beside our accommodation in the Sloterdijk area, a sort of Parkwest type place with a big railway station beside it. Our group is literally falling about the place as we try and dance with the numerous 19-22 year old girls in attendance, who haven’t bothered to scrub up for the occasion. We get nowhere.
There has been a craft beer festival in the area that day and there are numerous men with hooked noses there too, although I try and avoid them. One of them calls himself McParty and has a surfboard with him. I tell him he’s a cunt.
*He didn’t tell me to fuck off out of his space.
Vignette 4
After returning to Ireland in the small hours of last night, the Drain had to kip in the Waddell family home in Dublin, where I am staying for the coming weekend in order to attend the Dublin v Meath game on Sunday.
The Drain left about an hour ago to go to Galway.
The Drain phones me five minutes before this post to tell me he’s in town (to get his his bus) but is now coming back to the house, because he’s soaked.
The Irish at home, as green and as wet as the Irish on a tram to a major football tournament abroad.
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very enjoyable
Are all the females mentioned here Pros?
All three of them are strictly amateur, mate.
How many of these vignettes have we left? Any chance you’d post the rest around bedtime?
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Someone put this poster on suicide watch.
I hope you enjoyed the two weeks talking to yourself, pal.
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Do you think the earth stopped because you went to France? 
No, mate, certainly not, but I think it’s very likely it did for you.
So the Jennifer Ellison lookalike scouting around asking Irish drunk lads back to her hotel was just a gamey tramp?
This is the first time I feel iv missed out on something by not being in France.
Top vignetting pal!
That’s 2 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
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@briantinnion @ClarkeyCat @Bandage @Julio_Geordio @Rocko
Stormy weather tomorrow in ‘little Paris’ tomorrow, suggest you bring a Macintosh or poncho, especially if we intend to walk to the basillica of St Martin or other such sites.
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Safe travels to our fenian brothers tomorrow 
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Purchased a jacket in a pouch type arrangement in Dunnes this evening for €12. Could be invaluable.
Night guys, gotta get some sleep. @ClarkeyCat picking me up in just 8.5 hours.