AROUND THE LEAGUE
Contrary to draft position, first-round picks in this league have a lower projected point average (15.94) than second-round selections (16.82) this week. However, first-rounders are projected to be more valuable than third-rounders (15.36).
By exceeding their projected score by 16.3%, Black Cowboys was tops in the league in that category last week.
Last week’s highest-scoring team was Whodat, with 149.72 points.
Useless Donkeys scored 83.72 points last week, the lowest mark in the league.
Whodat may have caught a scheduling break, as they have the lowest projected score (133.78) in the league for a team predicted to win this week.
Useless Donkeys has a tough draw, as they have the most projected points (145.16) in the league among teams predicted to lose this week.
With a margin of 0.42 points, Whodat is projected to win by the fewest points in the league this week.
The Dynamic Letdowns is projected to win by 31.78 points, the largest margin in the league this week.
Mariota is a provo.
Is he in the RA?
It’s an awful prick of a thing when you’ve a player with a questionable designation for the Monday night game
Dez Bryant expected to miss 10 to 12 weeks now. That’s me proper fucked. Second year in a row my number 1 was gone after week 1
Hmmm, should have started Carson it seems.
A real war of attrition. 70 points could win it
It’s low quality, but these are the games that need to be won.
I have taken a gamble and dropped Romo for Sam Bradford
Going to get the second highest score and…lose.
Great call by me to drop Tony Romo and replace him with Sam Bradford who scores almost 30% more points than him. Still took an awful hammering and with my offence built around Romo/Bryant axis it looks as though I could be playing Division 2 next year.
Thank fuck @gman is unmercifully shit otherwise I could well end up dead last
Poor @Gman was bamboozled by my twin Tight-End attack. You’d think a Patriots fan would be used to seeing that formation but they’ve wiped all memories of the murderer from their memory seemingly. My tight ends didn’t even do much damage but they opened up some terrific passing lanes.
I look forward to @Bandage being able to replicate this tactic in Division II which will obviously use the same scoring scheme as the top flight.
True pal. Luckily the rule of former champs and commissioners not being relegated will keep me safe.
FFS sake.
Projected to get 152 points. End up with 59. Useless shower of pricks.
Ah here, 4 teams underscore me to completely fuck me on the waiver now as well.
I’m aiming to be number 1 on waivers all year long!
a real heavyweight contest between myself and @Rocko in week 3. I think my boys will give an massive performance this week. Great to see that Tony Romo is predicted to get close to 20 points this week, i wasn’t banking on much output from him over the next few weeks. What a competitor!
2-0
Watch your back '72 Dolphins…