The 32nd Dáil Eireann


#1344

As a former Minister for Foreign Affairs and current Minister for Justice, with a keen family history and interest in the Middle East, Charles J Flanagan would be ideal for this position.


#1345

Are you his propagandist?


#1346

Fuck it. I’ve been rumbled.


#1347

Female and atrocious, 5/4 u say? Chaaaaarge


#1348

Coveney back into 1/7 now.


#1349

the snowflakes will go demented if another incompetent token female does not get the Tainaiste role. This will have kept Varadkar awake the last few nights.


#1350

His reward for his atrocious performance on Claire Byrne live the other night.


#1351

Heather Humphreys, who was due at Patrick Kavanagh anniversary event in Inniskeen, has pulled out of it


#1352

I would too. It’d probably consist of having to listen to his poetry


#1353


#1354

Inniskeen Road: November Morning
by Heather Humphreys

The pol corrs go by in twos and threes
There’s a presscall in Paddy Kavanagh’s barn this-morn,
And there’s the half-talk code of mysteries
And the wink-and-elbow language of deceit.
Half-past eight and there is not a spot
Upon a mile of road, no shadow thrown
That might turn out a man or woman, not
A Tanaiste or justice minister tapping secrecies of state
I have what every politician hates in spite
Of all the solemn talk of contemplation.
Oh, Leo Varadkar knew the plight
Of being king and government and nation.
A road, a mile of kingdom, I am king
Of banks and cops and every blooming thing.


#1355

Oh Heather Humphrey’s knew the plight.
Of being King and Government and nation.


#1356

Bit late, there, pal.


#1357

Apparently the finger food at this consists of small bits of bread thrown to attendees.


#1358

Heather could weave a snare that Leo might one day rue


#1359

Oh the wintertime is coming
And TDs completely fuming
And Leo’s running out of time
As he promotes blooming Heather
Will ye go, Lassie go?

And we’ll all go together
In ‘round three months’ time
All because of blooming Heather
Will ye go, Lassie go?


#1360

Its Coveney.


#1361

Heather Humphreys to Business
Josepha Madigan to Culture


#1362

Fuck it anyway. That 2/1 was a gift


#1363

A lovely oooooooooooooooooffffffffft from Mary Lou

“You now have a very Cork flavour in your government - Michael Creed, Jim Daly who I don’t see here, Micheál Martin…”