The Alan Pardew Appreciation Thread

[QUOTE=“Gary Birtles Lovechild, post: 1080326, member: 2585”]Pardew is far too smug to be in anyway likeable. He’s also had more clubs in the last ten years than i’ve had hot dinners.

In short, a cunt.[/QUOTE]

What are you raving about? He has had three seasons at West Ham, 2 with Charlton, half a season with Southampton and 4 and a half with Newcastle between 2003 and the end of 2014

@Gary Birtles Lovechild eats his dinners cold it seems.

That’s a new club every 2.75 years.

and?

How many clubs have Steve Bruce, Jose Mourinho or Ronald Koeman or Louis Van Gaal or Harry Redknapp to name but a few had in that time?

[QUOTE=“The Big Cheese, post: 1080354, member: 1137”]and?

How many clubs have Steve Bruce, Jose Mourinho or Ronald Koeman or Louis Van Gaal or Harry Redknapp to name but a few had in that time?[/QUOTE]

Fuck off naming managers randomly. How many clubs have wenger, ferguson or gradi had in that time? The guy is a cunt, it doesnt matter the length of time he’s been involved with a club.

5 clubs in 10 years.

Regardless of your opinion of Pardew, you have given enough evidence to lose your argument.

:rolleyes:

If he is such a cunt, he should go to Forest.

He was ran out of Southampton, banging some bird who was married to a Saints staff member.
Also you forgot to mention he was with Reading for a few seasons before interest from West Ham was shown. He resigned from the Royals to take over at the Hammers

[QUOTE=“theLockes, post: 1080471, member: 58”]He was ran out of Southampton, banging some bird who was married to a Saints staff member.
Also you forgot to mention he was with Reading for a few seasons before interest from West Ham was shown. He resigned from the Royals to take over at the Hammers[/QUOTE]

The comment from GBLC said that Pardew had more clubs than he had hot dinners in the last 10 years. His spell with Reading predated this.

The average lifespan of a premier league manager is just over one season, before Pardew left for Palace he has the second longest serving manager in the league. It is an utterly ridiculous accusation to make against the man. The likes of Wenger and Ferguson are exceptions to the rule and we will never see the likes of it again in top level football. Pardew did an excellent job in tough circumstances at Newcastle and he will do an similarly excellent job with Crystal Palace.

Jose Mourinho is on his fifth job in the same time frame as Pardew but nobody would make the same judgement of him

[QUOTE=“The Big Cheese, post: 1080475, member: 1137”]The comment from GBLC said that Pardew had more clubs than he had hot dinners in the last 10 years. His spell with Reading predated this.

The average lifespan of a premier league manager is just over one season, before Pardew left for Palace he has the second longest serving manager in the league. It is an utterly ridiculous accusation to make against the man. The likes of Wenger and Ferguson are exceptions to the rule and we will never see the likes of it again in top level football. Pardew did an excellent job in tough circumstances at Newcastle and he will do an similarly excellent job with Crystal Palace.

Jose Mourinho is on his fifth job in the same time frame as Pardew but nobody would make the same judgement of him[/QUOTE]

None of this disguises the fact that he is a smarmy, glib cunt

It means he gets results, you stupid chief!

The thick paddies are intimidated by a confident successful Londoner. If he had a Dutch or Italian accent you would all be on here singing his praises.

He just don’t get it, fellas. He are jealous that none of you will ever be Alan Pardew banging women all over the shop and being offered managerial jobs in Casinos

Never questioned this ability

What results? He starts well generally and always gets worse and plays shite long ball stuff to go with it

What results mate?

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[QUOTE=“theLockes, post: 1080471, member: 58”]He was ran out of Southampton, banging some bird who was married to a Saints staff member.
Also you forgot to mention he was with Reading for a few seasons before interest from West Ham was shown. He resigned from the Royals to take over at the Hammers[/QUOTE]

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@Rocko why won’t the Vine i posted above work

I believe rocko recently had anti-cunt software installed, ts.

Pards jumped before he was pushed