The Anti-Rugby Football Thread

I’m in. It’s bearable to watch but is infested with cocksmoking thrushycunts. The entire Munshther thing is the most nauseous bullshit ever seen on this island.
I hope they lose every fucking game they ever play, ever again. EVER.
I would wish the same on the other three provinces but I’d be happy to see them lose every game except those they play against Munster.

Rugby out :guns:

Sensational and overwhelmingly accurate tirade. :clap:

Apparently we “grew up as a nation” due to a rugby match, a nation full of unemployment, crippling debts and rain.

Fuck rugby, fuck it to hell…

Signing in.

Some people here have hinted that they think the game is alright to watch. They are wrong. It is an incredibly boring game. The scrum is the most blatantly ridiculous method of restarting any game in the world. The amount of times it collapses and has to be redone is farcical.

The fact that it’s both played by and supported by the most horrible cunts in the country is merely an extra reason to hate this joke of an activity. The most unbearable shit that supporters of this pastime come out with is the glorification of the apparent masculinity involved in playing it, e.g. ‘They’re more manly than those fancy dan soccer players rolling around when someone comes within five yards of them anyway’. I can never understand why these people don’t just fuck off and watch some gay porn, as the sight of all these bulky fuckers sticking their heads up each other’s arses and jumping on top of each other clearly gives them a raging horn.

I’m thrilled with the initial feedback; another superb offering there by braz. :clap:

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Fantastic entry

I wholeheartedly support this thread and all it’s efforts to drive egg chasing from this forum

Inspirational , emotional , wholehearted and more importantly 100% fucking true

Take a bow son, take a bow!! :clap:

Count me in… I have had to share a city with these bandwagon, shit talking, socail status seeking cunts for too long.

Fuck off Rugby, fuck off the fields of athenry, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off .

Signing in,the only thing worse than the shower of spastics around these parts wearing team Toyota tracksuits is the bigger shower of spastics from Leinster doing something similar only less successful,so to BOD,ROG,Paulie,Shaggy and the rest of you cunts please just give it up.

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I love the bitterness.

why?

Because he’s a sour bastard.

I see the cheapest ticket is €100 to watch a friendly (sorry ‘test match’) against South Africa and New Zealand. They break their hearts then and charge ‘only’ €90 for the visit of Argentina, while they’re pricing Samoa at €50. Why they’ve announced individual prices I’ve not idea because best of all, you’ve to go to all four games or else jog on! :lol: Stump up €340 or fuck off.

What an utter cunt of an organisation the IRFU are, after getting a large bulk of the stadium built for them by Joe Schmoe. They ride their own fans for all they’re worth! :lol:

Sure some mug on newstalk this evening said he’s paid €1,000 for tickets to Irelands 6 games at the Rugby World cup in New Zealand next year. Add the cost of flying out to watch these glorified mullockers playing and you’ve just paid for a very expensive embarrassment.

Most rugby players and their sympathizers went to boarding schools paid for by daddy which is probably where their obsession with all things ‘manly’ stems from.
Plus they can’t drink for shit without turning into the most puerile shower of cunt’s you’ll ever find in a pub

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BANG ON.

A few of my good mates would be rugby heads (fairly moderate ones) and their mates are a serious shower of handicaps when they have drink in them. They would think nothing of smashing something up, pissing on someone or generally being obnoxious cunts after a few pints. I get embarrassed being in their company when out.

Have to put down a whole day with them tomorrow at a wedding.

Rugby crews tend to try too hard in convincing themselves that they are the baddest maddest cunts in town.

I also know a good few lads who play and when they get together its the same crap, individually fine, but as a group, complete spastics!

Arse humour, whether dropping their keks, farting or sticking bare arse in someones face when asleep also seems to be the order of play… I think this futher confirms the homo-erotic nature of the game…

Rugby football wankers.