The Anti-Rugby Football Thread

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Look at the glee on the GAA’s face. The first time Her Majesty gave them the time of day and they were all over here. They’ll do anything for a bit of validation. “Oh the Brits love hurling and football, it says so on Joe.ie, aren’t we the greatest sport around!”

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Ouch. It’s been bad few days for dodgy

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Not a Maori among them, but my word, the facial hair, absolutely fucking majestic :open_mouth:

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Men are falling by the wayside here. Men I thought were good men. But they’re not. They’re jumping on the rugby football bandwagon in a drip feed manner. Some have gone all in (from the side?) whereas others are possibly more gutless with their qualified backing of these orange Oirish bastards. The “ah sure you’d have to admire their courage” merchants. Fucking wankers all of them. I urge everyone to remain steadfast. They may have had their day on Sunday but our day will come. Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. Fuck rugby football.

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Knowing your record you’ll probably be decked out in a leprechaun costume in four years time.

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Eating dinner with his mates no doubt

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Some lad turned to me in pub on Sunday “Would ever stop being such a miserable auld bollix and support the team?”
I replied “No, fuck off you cunt”.

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“Our revenge will be the laughter of our children.” That’s a wonderful line. I may use it occasionally in future. :ronnyroar:

Keep the faith lads. These injury ravaged cunts still have to go to the Millennium Stadium on Sunday and get something. They’ll still have to beat Australia and possibly New Zealand to win it. For all the hype they are only at the same stage of this event as Scotland.

It was the exact same scenario as four years ago before Wales dropped them on their hole. Pope Francis will hopefully answer our prayers.

I will fucking revel in it if these cunts come up short.

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Someone throw up the Samaritans number for @dodgy_keeper . Just in case like.

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The Sean O’Brien hashtag is a toxic cesspit of tryhard cunts trying to crack jokes about the length of the hearing. No doubt Joe.ie will have a compilation up later of the “best” ones.

I hope they throw the book at the cunt.

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I’ll be heading for an extended break abroad if the unthinkable happens and they win it.

Is Gdansk nice in November. @balbec ?

That or outer Siberia or Mongolia.

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It’s a pale imitation of the Twitter banter during the Tiernan McCann and Diarmuid Connolly appeals, to be fair. There was some very funny stuff written during those by one chap in particular.

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I’ll field this one, having been in Gdansk the winter before last.

Gdansk is lovely, but very boring after dark in the winter.

You can go and see the stadium where Eire were walloped 4-0 by Spain and the fans all sung that song you hate so much.

Go to Sopot and see the spot where John Delaney made a tit of himself on camera, and see the “John Delaney Building”, which was built in order to give others a realistic impression of what Delaney’s vision was like that night.

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Don’t go to Siberia - as I wrote the other night, there’s a Munster supporters club there.

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It’s inevitable

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I will NEVER buckle to the smugby football.

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Three more potential Adrian Crevan Mackins here.

One positive of an Argentina win would be that it would probably save innocent lives.

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It’s bracing.

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I’ll never, ever relent on my hatred of rugby, rugby fans and the rugby loving middle class media.

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I’d say the build up to this is becoming insufferable. Imagine if they make a final. Good thing about being over here is you hear fuck all about. No one gives a fuck about rugby union, barely know it’s even on.

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