The Anti-Rugby Football Thread

how are they uncontested?

It’s one of the sports that is actually great to go to. I rank the so called big local sports in order of entertainment
1hurling
2 and 3 rugby league and football
4 rugby union
5 soccerball (which is fcuking dreadful)

:rollseyes:

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I enjoy a bit of rugby league but it’s just not the same.

It’s absolutely correct to call it monotonous in general, most rugby league games follow a similar pattern. The last tackle theatrics where they hoof and grubber the ball in the hope that the opposition make a mistake was introduced because the sport got so boring but it is pure basterdisation of a sport. They removed almost every element of contest. Wrestling in rugby league was a bigger problem than collapsed scrums in real rugby in my opinion. I read somewhere that rugby rucks are now generally cleared quicker than a rugby league ruck, despite the contest for the ball in rugby.

It’s a fun sport to play for some training. Strong emphasis on ball skills and big front up tacking. Some great skills and athletes involved.

Your final sentence is obviously a WUM

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. :sunglasses:

Which of ye is Multeen and which is Peddlerscross?

The team without the ball has to allow the attacking team retain possession for a max of 7 phases. That’s the point. It’s boring, predictable.

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I can’t defend this

Limerick hurling -like levels of delusion among the rugby fans at the moment.

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Larry Ryan is one of us:

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The eggpocalypse. :clap:

Larry Ryan should be declared a friend of the forum

Larry Ryan is seething - beer funded marketing mythologising should be reserved for hurling

The incarcerated Davy Tweed, @Tim_Riggins , Michael Corcoran, ROG, Drico and Hubes, Sir Anthony O’Reilly, Zeebs, Murray, their three some groupie, Matt Cooper, Murray Kinsella, every Joe.ie user, private fee paying schools, that judge who allowed the pubs stay open on Good Friday a few years back because of some rugby football match, Panti Bliss, @GeoffreyBoycott , St Paulie, Marian Finucane, Billy Keane, Gerry Thornley, Woody, Joanne Cantwell, Sinead Kissane, DJ Church, partners in accountancy firms all over the land, @myboyblue , the mugs who paid £150 for a ticket today, anyone who sings Ireland’s Call, Phil Coulter, the bin men and dockers down south, the orange men up north, balls.ie subscribers, that fucker I work with who bought a ticket for the semi final, the foam hand brigade who took up rugby football five minutes ago, anyone who drinks on Dawson Street, Kiely’s of Donnybrook, the residents of Ailesbury and Shrewsbury Road, Trevor Hogan, Eddie Halvey, child killer apologist Mick Galwey, CAN YOU HEAR ME child killer apologist Mick Galwey? Your boys took one hell of a beating.

Get that into ye.

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:grin:How long have you been working on that list?

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Waiting all tournament to unleash that.

The apocalypse has been averted. Good has triumphed over evil.

Sheer and utter relief.

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@Rocko, please make this quote of the week

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And those cunting tag-rogby foozeballers. Faaack off!