The Anti-Rugby Football Thread

He was locked and it was his second row after being out half the night. Heā€™ll have to go in the line-out now. Jersey was too big for him.

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Your winging it. At least there wasnt a hooker involved. hes full back to the start now with eddie jones

Props for the puns anyways.

Hearing the irfu have kicked ul bohs out of their bar in thomond

He should have channelled his aggression in a better way.

Iā€™m Bergeracking my brains here for another pun.

Cipriani mistakenly thought Jersey was ā€œattacks havenā€. Heā€™s apparently given a dodgy account to police.

:smiley:

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Would ye not give the poor fucker a ticket?

Il put one of mine in the post for him this evening

Ciprianiā€™s bird has some hoop on her tbf

How do you know itā€™s a woman? Ever been to Thailand?*

*we all know Mbb has been to Thailandā€¦ many times

My word is enough on this matter.

Offer a reacharound anyway, just to be safe.

How come many so many whites play for Namibia ?

Wee Paddy Jackson making his Pro14 debut here in the Stade Aime Giral against Paul o connels Stade Francais here on sky sports Arena

Dominic Ryan has to call it a day due to concussions

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A different Ryan, pal. Some lad called Dominic Ryan. Never heard of him. Gone at 28. A barbaric ā€œsportā€.

In other news Paulie Oā€™Connell has slagged off Munster fans in the Indo.

Paul Oā€™Connell has refused to rule out taking on a potential coaching role with Munster further down the line, but he warned he may be reluctant to do so, because ā€œpeople still arenā€™t happyā€, despite realistic expectations being met.

The former Munster and Ireland captain will spend at least the next two years working in Paris as Stade Francaisā€™ forwards coach.

The 38-year-old is still unsure whether or not he wants to embark on a lengthy coaching career, and speaking exclusively to the Irish Independent, he admitted when he was a player, he always believed he would one day coach at Munster, but watching the level of expectation has made him question returning.

ā€œI think you want to be very, very sure that you know what you want to do if you take over an Irish province,ā€ Oā€™Connell said.

ā€œThe scrutiny is so massive. Munster have been in the last two European Cup semis. They have done really well in the PRO14 in the last two years but people still arenā€™t happy.ā€

Theyā€™d hound you to death if results start going against you. It doesnā€™t matter what you may have done for them in the past. Absolute savages.

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Brave and Faithful as long as you win.

Disturbing article about Dominic Ryan there in the Irish Times