By God.
She should have left it on top of her ass crack 
This is what brings him back 
That is outstanding.
The snippet of the dribbly kick at the end is the icing on the cake.
In the pub here this evening a lad who thinks there is no skill in rugby was telling me a starting player for New Zealand didnât play any sport for a few years and only took up rugby again 3 years ago because he was morbidly obese. That isnât actually true is it? Rugby is huge in New Zealand, a 27 stone nightclub bouncer canât just decide to play again and start for the worldâs best team within 2 or 3 years? Any rugby experts on here able to fill in the details?
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Weâre talking about holding a ball with 2 (two) hands here.
It wouldnât surprise me
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It was nice chatting to you this evening, pal.
Safe travels home.
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Donât think it wasnât noticed that you went home before getting your round in.
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Sounds like a load of nonsense. You shouldnât take everything you hear down in the pub at face value.
Change your username
Run along Smithers.
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All aboard the night train. 
Stop beating women
In the list of people to be trusted, one of the few further down the list than the pub sage is the woman beater. I will await confirmation on this from a more knowledgable sort. One of the reasons I donât believe it is that so many teams have New Zealand cast offs playing for them, England alone had 3 and I believe Ireland featured some as well.
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Oireland have bundee o aki, a fior gael, rebel and patriot who once declared that heâd try and play for new Zealand, if he didnât get picked by them, heâd go for Samoa, and if all else failed, heâd play for Ireland.
Still, it allows the ladyboys, dockers and doctors to moisten the front of their underpants about their embracement of multiculturalism.
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