The Awful Professional Footballer Thread

[Rudi]

Michael Ball.

Hey lads, remember the next ‘Swedish captain’ Karl Svensson that Pepe Le Pew bought for Rangers? Well I googled him the other day, he’s know playing Swedish second division football!

:lol:

[Mac]

@north county corncrake

yes- he was drinking outside gibneys in 1995 after a Irish game- johny beep beep cycled by him & gave his customary beep beep & irwin ra after him to cofront- luckily enough beep beep was going dow main st rather than up it & escaped the irate corkman - that is just one of th many examples floating around

wtf? :lol:

@KIB man

Has McShane been mentioned yet?

Daryl Murphy, Shane Long and Caleb Folan are impostors too. My old lad used go beserk when Eddie McGoldrick played for Ireland. I know he was shit but bit before my time.

Worst for Villa - Peter Enkelman. Think the cunt is still getting a living from the game.

:o :o

[Fran]

Andy Carroll

[croppy_boy]

Andrei Silenzi
Pierluigi Casiraghi

[Raylan]

The amazing true(ish) story of the ‘Honduran Maradona’

[Juhniallio]

@anon95599269

when he was playing the most overrated footballer ever was denis irwin- a dreadful dreadful footballer who was famed in europe for bee a mouthy prick & nothing else-people wer surprised that liverpool won the champions league with that donkey traore(sic) but i know a lot of continentals that said the same about irwin

also he is an absolute cunt of a man- i hate him

Wow. The origin of the bullshit Denis Irwin story from @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Yes, i think the quote i heard about the manchester red devills after they won the champions league in 99 was

Any team with denis irwin in it will never be considered a good team, he does nothing apart from moan at the ref

I think its a fantastic part of football culture in europe that he is roundly despised

[croppy_boy]

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

I think its a fantastic part of football culture in europe that he is roundly despised by the @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy and no one else.

Fixed that for you.

I hate for you to be misleading forumites on something again.

[myboyblue]

While I realise he is better than the vast majority of the world at football, I think Bruno Fernandez is a dreadful professional footballer. Everything you wouldn’t want in your team.

[Fran]

@croppy_boy

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

I think its a fantastic part of football culture in europe that he is roundly despised by the @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy and no one else.

Fixed that for you.

I hate for you to be misleading forumites on something again.

Huh, I thought it was common knowledge that the vast majority of the forum absolutely detested Irwin

[croppy_boy]

@Fran

Huh, I thought it was common knowledge that the vast majority of the forum absolutely detested Irwin

I can’t speak for forumites but the claim that the Dutch despise Irwin has never been substantiated with a single shred of credible evidence.

[count_of_monte_crist]

Why do the Dutch/cloggies hate Denis Iriwn so much

probably the same reason the Irish do - because he is a spudheaded cunt its no coincidence that of all the heinous players manchester red devils had it was Irwin they singled out to do that glorious time in Eindhoven Also that time me and the croppy met directors at Feyenoord they told us that the red devils would never be considered a good champiosn league team because they had Irwin in the team anyone else have any examples of the dutch hating Irwin

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

2 independent posters have a similar experience mate, me & anon95599269

[croppy_boy]

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

2 independent posters have a similar experience mate, me & anon95599269

Thats what I said…

@croppy_boy

never been substantiated with a single shred of credible evidence

[Fran]

@croppy_boy

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

2 independent posters have a similar experience mate, me & anon95599269

Thats what I said…

@croppy_boy

never been substantiated with a single shred of credible evidence

Refer to @count_of_monte_crist post above. That thread tells you all you need to know.

Case closed

[count_of_monte_crist]

strangely it is the only source of this information on all of google

[croppy_boy]

@Fran

Refer to @count_of_monte_crist post above. That thread tells you all you need to know.

Case closed

A known liar and his school buddy.

Pass.

[myboyblue]

Denis will be delighted to hear his corner is being fought.

[StoneCold]

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy something to wind you and the Liverpool footix up ahead of the weekend.

Denis Irwin couldn't hack it under Pep and Klopp? He's the full-back Trent...

[myboyblue]

The Premier League Hall of Fame fellas get it

https://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/soccer/denis-irwin-premier-league-hall-32435991