The Back to Work Thread 2017

Quite

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No, It was very loud, have you ever tried to cough up blood quietly?

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It’s a fucking pisser.
I never usually work the week before Christmas as it’s invariably awful. I got talked into it this year by a pretty manageress who asked nicely and fluttered her eyelids (and cleavage) actually that’s unfair. She is a lovely lady and a good friend, and she asked a favour, But, I know darned well that I picked the damned thing up that week.
If I’d done my usual, I’d have been absolutely grand.

Sickness is a state of mind.

So obvious. So easy.

Maybe your type.

All kinds -

You’re some fucking handbag in fairness Flatty. A bit of a bug and next thing you know you’re on the flat of your back.

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I know. I think it was smallpox.

Sounds like he wishes she had him on the flat of his back

You’re dying from the minute you are born, you can’t get any more sick than that - but lads get a little cough and they actually think they are dying. You couldn’t make it up.

Not signing in, as I’m in the looking for work 2017 category.

Best of luck, pal.

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Says the man running his own personal illness thread.

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Jesus its amazing you managed to get up to Dublin and go on the piss for 2 days at all at all in anyways.

Juhniallo taking out the trash :clap:

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Early January is a great time for lads lashing out.

Two headshots in quick succession there, unreal.

The thread that Julio started?

Head shot.