The brain is gone

[Julio_Geordio]

@Juhniallio

Yesterday I went to get the van out of a car park. The fucking ticket wouldn’t work in the machine. I had to walk round to the office and explain it to the fella. He was understanding, let me pay the 12 euro and gave me another working ticket. I went back upstairs to get the van. I walked around level 3 because I remembered I’d put it there. No van. Level 4. No van. It then dawned on me that I was in a completely different car park than where I had parked the van.

Disaster

[anon61956325]

[thedancingbaby]

Don’t be so hard on yourself Juhy, especially if it was on level 3 of the car park the van was in mate

[Juhniallio]

You’re dead right. I nailed the level alright.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

Please edit that to include ‘the brain is gone’ at the very end.

[TreatyStones]

Did you go back down to the security guard to ask for your old ticket (and money) back?

[Juhniallio]

Can’t believe I forgot that. The brain is gone…

[Julio_Geordio]

@Julio_Geordio

Thread to log instances of brain malfunction.

Complete blank on a 4 digit password that I’ve been using daily for the last 6 months. I think it was in muscle memory rather than brain memory

Can’t for the life of me remember it and the more I think about it the worse it gets.

This pin bizarrely popped into my head about four days later while I was doing something completely different. The processor had obviously been working away on the problem in the background. The brain is weird.

[Juhniallio]

@TreatyStones

Did you go back down to the security guard to ask for your old ticket (and money) back?

Yes. He rang the other car park and they let us out for free. Sound.

[Julio_Geordio]

@Juhniallio

Yes.

Fair play, I would have been too embarrassed to do that.

[farmerinthecity]

Fucking hell. You did not deserve that level of soundness

[Juhniallio]

That’s a bit harsh @farmerinthecity but I appreciate the dig. Sure I’ve all manner of higher plain thoughts to be contemplating, who gives a fuck if I sometimes forget to wear pants?*

[ironmoth]

@The_Most_Infamous

Have my first borns date of birth as my pin.

You can never forget that.

Be sure to let the forum know when it’s the kid’s birthday so we can send best wishes.

[balbec]

deserves a 10. just seen it now.

[TreatyStones]

Level 3 soundness

[Juhniallio]

It seems I’ve thrown out the lid of our kitchen recycling bin in the recycling. Got collected today. The brain is gone.

[Appendage]

Was it in the bin too?

[Juhniallio]

I was poaching eggs earlier for myself. I used some balsamic vinegar as I was out of the other vinegar I normally used. This turned the water a little darker so I tilted the pot at an angle to get a look and see if the eggs weredone, thus pouring a load of very hot water all over myself.
The brain is gone.

[Horsebox]

I’ve recently started asking people for the time when I see them holding cups of tea or coffee in the hand that they have a watch on. It’s remarkable how many times they spill the coffee or tea on themselves. It’s very satisfying.

[Juhniallio]

You’re a genius. One of my greatest ever moments was making a mate who had just cut chillies rub his eyes. Very satisfying.