I played golf with a gentleman I presumed was from Cork yesterday. 9 hole match play. He was three up after four. I got it back to all square by winning the 8th, at which point I remarked it was like the Limerick and Cork hurlers, at which point he said, Fuck Cork, the useless bastards.
He bate a ball a mile up the fairway in temper and bate me 1 up. Turns out he was a Kilkenny man
Is that some kind of quick-fire winter league? Not a bad idea.
As if you didnât know likeâŚ
nah we just planned it ourselves. played the barryscourt 9 in fota for a score
Keohanes has been shit for a decade plus.
Sure of course you already know, that stupid fuckin put on accent. Apes living 2 minutes over the border from Effin or Kilmallock and they all âDowcha Harniddy boi, Dowchaâ 
I canât remember when the last time I got a feed there was but I remember it being daycint
Usual suspects with the usual lines 
who are they?
The Oval has always been a daycent pub
Well we all canât be from Cork I suppose
Stay away from the norries
He wasnât leeside, Bandon boy
Was down in kinsale today with the family for a mozy.
Nice enough town. Very picturesque. Few too many tourist gouging spots for my liking though.
Brunched in mother Hubbardâs. Decent fare, nice people working there.
Had a lovely walk on a loop around the town, slightly spoiled by having to concentrate very hard not to walk in dog shit. Place is destroyed in it. A horse whipping isnât good enough for cunts that donât clean up after a dog
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Dog shit is a problem everywhere .
This was remarkably bad dude. For a stretch of footpath it was every 5 yards.
Reminded me of the top of Janesboro
Majority of visitors visit Charles fort , lovely walks in and around it ,free of doggy doo
Is that cunt still going? The last time I was at the cinema they had the cunt doing one to tell people turn off the phones. My phone came very close to being fucked at the screen