Who - Gerry Hutch
Where - An unnamed street on an unnamed island off the west coast of Africa
When - This morning around 11am
Details - Gerry and I crossed paths at a set of communal bins. He dumped 1 black bag of rubbish and another bag full of plastic bottles. He looks in tremendous shape. Very fresh looking and well kept. Not under any pressure from the money laundering charges hanging over him. I hadn’t the balls to ask him if he planned to stand for the bye election so just gave him a typical Irish nods we walked by each other and went on my way.
I just addressed the matter. I DON’T need advice from a VARY WEAK adjudicator who can’t differentiate between lads in front of the camera and a lad who stands behind it. Thank you very much. (NOT)
Who: HBO Max’s own and more commonly known as ex-Connacht rubby academy prospect Peter Claffey
When & Where: Western Distributor Rd cycle lane jogging eastwards at around 2pm today
Doing what: Recording himself jogging with a GoPro stick and deliberately ignoring yours truly recommending he undergo a haircut
Additional thoughts: He’s surely making enough money not to be living in the Upper Clybaun environs
3 finalists. What don’t yourself and fagan understand.
Besides, you don’t even have a television, you’re standing in Atlantic seepage and the only moving picture you’ve seen was a portrait of our lady, or so you claim