The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)

Danny ā€˜God above runs climate controlā€™ Healy Rae at 7.20am this morning strolling along Stephens Green near the Luas on the phone. Danny, the stingy cunt, blanked some bucket shakers for Laura Lynn as we cross paths. He looked concerned. Heā€™s also much smaller in height than I thought. Top 2 buttons open. Presuming he was on his way to an early meeting in Leinster House after a night on the sauce and a cheap hotel stay somewhere on Harcourt St.

Tommy Martin of TV3 in Kehoes of South Anne St at 10pm this evening. Tommy had 2 packs of Keoghā€™s crisps in his hands and was lost looking for the cigarette machine. He found it and went about his business without too much fuss

Good man Mac, you sometimes come up with the goods.
Dannyā€™s a spot and very well observed too, you paint a picture of a horrible little scrote of a man nicely.
Tommy Martin, meh, Iā€™ll give it, but not with any enthusiasm.

Regards,
Fitzy, Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Three Adjudicator.

Spotted ex-Dublin footballer Peadar Andrews with his arm in a cast and sling on the Maynooth train this morning. He suffered it in a junior football match last night.

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Never in a million years kid, Thats two big duck eggs for you im afraid @Mac

Not a spot and not a spot.

No need to bulk this one out, not a spot but thank you anyway.

Who: Joe Connolly
When: 4:00 pm this afternoon
Where: Heuston Station
With: Some businessman type character
Wearing: Sports jacket and slacks, and sporting that trademark Connolly hair do
Other notes: Connolly appeared in jovial spirits, which is nothing new. I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen him upset. Anytime he has cried (e.g. Sunday Game 1987 AIF) our made people cry (e.g. All-Ireland winning speech 1980) it has been tears of joy.

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No.

Bumped for an impartial adjudication from @kinvaraspassion, @anon7035031, @ambrose_mcnulty, @maroonandwhite, @flattythehurdler, etc.

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@Fitzy will be along later with the official adjudication and you might be in with a shout if there was even a little bit of interaction maybe, bud?

I know Connolly for a number of years, so we exchanged small talk and agreed not to talk about Sundayā€™s fiasco. @Fitzy will sense this based on his long experience of adjudication.

Ditzy will be the next one banned if he ruins this thread.

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Canā€™t give joe Iā€™m afraid. Legend, yes. Celebrity, not really.

Youā€™re no Galwayman

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Not even the best hurler in the household

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A total cop-out. Easily known he went to a city school and was surrounded by soccer, rugby and rowing types.

A cop out would to have been to give it, and not to expose myself to vile abuse from Muldoon square heads.

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Ah yeah. And heā€™d be claiming some cunt of a TV chef ahead of a cast iron legend.

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This isnā€™t a cunt adjucating thread. If we ever need one youā€™ll be first to get the call, as you are a prize cunt yourself.
Other than that just fuck off out of here.

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Coming from you Iā€™ll take that as a compliment. Very grouchy you are, No catnap in the union room this afternoon?

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No