Iām more than likely completely wrong but wouldnāt be at all suprised if it was this lad:
The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)
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Ah, Offaly footballer. Indeed. Poor fucker.
No. Because youāre a Galway cunt.
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Iāve given you a like for that.
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In fairness itās hard to fight with you. 
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Thatās the best kind of cunt.
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Rabitte is as much as a socialist as any to be fair.
I flew home for the 2012 All-Ireland Final (drawn game), and travelled up to Dublin on the morning of the match with the old man. For some reason, we decided to park at the Red Cow luas stop and get the red line into Connolly. While we were waiting for the luas, we got talking with a gent from Offaly - real salt of the earth. He was telling us that he and his recently departed wife always tried to get to the final, no matter who was playing. This was the first year in 30-something that he was on his own.
When he found out where we were from, he commented on the fine hurlers our club had produced down through the years. Anyway, it turned out that hurling wasnāt his first sport, being from a place called Walsh Island. Of course, the old man started talking about Willie Bryan and the Connors - he reckoned they were among the finest footballers heād had the good grace to see. So, I left the two old boys at it and they hurled and kicked ball up and down the country telling yarn after yarn.
One of his stories related to playing a senior football championship game for Walsh Island against Edenderry. One of the Edenderry players was mouthing off, and it was mostly harmless stuff to be fair. āā¦It must get fierce lonely living out in the bogsā¦ā, etc.
The gent from Walsh Island slowly started losing his patience, and when the Edenderry fella said āit must be hard to sleep with the wind howling across the bogs and ye living up on that miserable little hillā, he replied āah, it is to be sure - the sound of those medals rattling above the bed would keep you awake all night!ā
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TBF Walsh Island is a miserable enough sort of place.
I thought that man in the story was going to be Willie Bryan
He lost his wife a few years back. Good interview with him in Examiner recently
Willie Bryan would be around my dadās vintage. This gent was older again.
How twee
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Have they yams like that in Poland, pal? Have they fuck! I tak kurwa do zajebania.
Youāve lovely soft looking hands
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Not mine bud. Unless i have four. That was a fat bird from Utah over for the ceremonies. Thought they were all mormons there.
The tweeest thing i have ever read
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Huh? 
Clamped. A-star clamping.