Who: Malachy Clerkin
Where: Erstwhile haunt of @Piles_Hussain darts team, The Black Stuff Luxembourg.
Famous for: Premier sports journalist for the paper of record, The Irish Times
Wearing: Green polo, red jeans and navy new balance
Company: 2 bald men (one is Johnny waterson fellow sports scribe) and a woman from Amsterdam who they’re all trying to bang
Other notes: Malachy is quite jovial and swamping lager. His party ordered 3 pizzas that arrived by delivery and they’ve fairly horsed them. Malachy has regaled the ins and outs of the hairgate incident in that Monaghan junior match. He reckons we’re lucky we avoided Croatia. Can you imagine rakitic and modric up against Glenn Whelan. No comment on TH yet but waiting.
They did a runner one night on paying a bill. Never payed for a bowl of chips. Some lad was chasing tail and they skidaddled. Malachy loves to embellish a story.
This joker will drag you down buddy.As one of my dearest e-friends I’m concerned about the way he’s influencing you, he’s no good and you’re too nice to be associated with him.