The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)

[flattythehurdler]

Something like this yolk. It was really really ugly anyway.

[Fagan_ODowd]

You’re on a roll pal

[flattythehurdler]

It’s alderley edge. If you cross Adare with the wickerman you get the idea.

[balbec]

He’s in a celeb spot sweet spot.

[Spidey]

“The playground of footballers and millionaires…”

[flattythehurdler]

Scouse drug dealers also, apparently, though this is probably covered by the millionaire bit.

[JonSnow]

@flattythehurdler

Live spot. Kyle Walker. Man City. When, just there now in cafe nero alderley edge. Kyle unobtrusively pulled up in a 19 reg black range rover with black windows. A strange assortment of tattoos. Wearing a cap, a white shirt and black Nike shorts, Nike Air runners and no socks, I couldn’t help but notice as he walked past that Kyle shaves his legs.

Spot.

The sword has swung

[JonSnow]

@Bandage

Live spots: Mondo and Suzanne from/ex Fair City in Super Valu, Killester. Shopping separately. Each carrying a basket. Seems to be a random meeting. Chatting breezily together at frozen foods aisle.

Spots

The sword has swung

[JonSnow]

@Fitzy

Do you want to put us out of our misery?

I’ll put you out of your misery if you don’t fuck off out of my thread

[JonSnow]

@flattythehurdler

Johnny Marr.

Spot. The sword has swung

[JonSnow]

@flattythehurdler

Spot yesterday morning, David Platt, famous for soccer.
David was in alderley edge yesterday morning, at about 8am in case anyone wants to check. He was wearing a grey hoodie, with matching adidas gazelles, and black jeans, and looked pissed off.
Despite is man of the people persona, David was driving a bizarre looking rolls Royce contraption, with a huge front and a small back, which looked like a twelve year old Jacob Rees mogg had designed it. Sporting a fading permatan which was a bit greeny-yellow, and bags under his eyes, the overall image was toad of toad Hall.

PS wrt Johnny marr, I made enquiries, and he lives near there, so next time I see him I’ll ask for a photo.

Spots. The sword has swung.

[flattythehurdler]

Ah lovely. Worth the wait.
I have changed my morning ritual Mon weds and alt thurs/Fri to coffee in alderley edge, so I’m hoping to keep the board regularly updated albeit I don’t recognise that many current footballers unless they’re high profile. I’ll take verification photos where possible without risking a beating.

[flattythehurdler]

@Locke

Johnny Marr hasn’t drank in years and runs marathons.

With respect mate, if he runs marathons and is a vegan, it’s no wonder he looks fucked.
It transpires he lives next door to a pal of mine so I’ll verify whether this is in fact true.

[Locke]

I’m sure your mate wouldn’t lie to you pal

@flattythehurdler

@Locke

Johnny Marr hasn’t drank in years and runs marathons.

With respect mate, if he runs marathons and is a vegan, it’s no wonder he looks fucked.
It transpires he lives next door to a pal of mine so I’ll verify whether this is in fact true.

[Fitzy]

You wouldn’t bate yourself you fucking gobshite.

[flattythehurdler]

He actually does.

[farmerinthecity]

A good spot.

Re Marr, I think the bigger issue isn’t necessarily whether it was him or not but the fact that you didn’t recognise him initally!

[artfoley]

@farmerinthecity

A good spot.

Re Marr, I think the bigger issue isn’t necessarily whether it was him or not but the fact that you didn’t recognise him initally!

apparently flattys tastes only extend to phil collins, wings and Hootie & the blowfish

[farmerinthecity]

But is someone a celeb if the spotter doesn’t even recognise him?

At the very least, it makes a shambles of the situation.

[balbec]

He’d recognise some cunt from The Stunning with no problem though.